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  1. 08-04-2009, 09:06 AM #1
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    MY WIFE and I went out grocery shopping yesterday


    we came home with a kitten








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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    MY WIFE and I went out grocery shopping yesterday


    we came home with a kitten
    I have trouble believing part of your story.

    (Hint - I believe that you went grocery shopping. I believe that you brought a kitten home.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    MY WIFE and I went out grocery shopping yesterday


    we came home with a kitten
    you should have got one each... i doubt it will be very filling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    MY WIFE and I went out grocery shopping yesterday


    we came home with a kitten








    dont you already own a cat

    why dont you make some baby tengus instead of filling your house with that nonsense
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  5. 08-05-2009, 12:42 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    dont you already own a cat

    why dont you make some baby tengus instead of filling your house with that nonsense
    yes please we would love the elemental anthropomorphic personifications of hunger and gluttony to procreate
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    Hint: If your wife has an airhole and an expressionless face, she's not really your wife.

    This is why KT's upcoming nuptials are doomed.
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    god knows there's too much food in the world for me to handle
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    god knows there's too much food in the world for me to handle
    as coqauvin is demonstrating, "pinkies up" is the best weight-loss strategy in the world

    it makes you dainty


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    dear lord this is what happens when you abandon a cat!
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    i don't remember posting this but it sure is appropriate
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    it's been 8 months since i posted in this thread and ayn rand is still dead

    we did it
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