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    Heh, I was just going to say most customers are retards.

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    Remember that thread where I chronicled the days of McDonalds? and all the zany antics of me and my crew, and stupidity of customers?


    That was an awesome thread


    This one? Not so much
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    Pictures or the gay lovefest never happened.

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    I'm a IT technician for a school and all the teachers are seriously retarded especially when it comes to IT
    Last edited by lolturnip; 12-27-2008 at 05:11 PM.

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    I think anyone who isn't involved in IT in some form or another is amazingly retarded when it comes to IT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    I think anyone who isn't involved in IT in some form or another is amazingly retarded when it comes to IT.
    I kinda agree but teachers pretend to know what you're doing or what they're doing (with regards to PC's) because they are "intelligent" and "have been to university" for years. They sicken me but it's hilarious when you make them feel stupid infront of 30+ kids!

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    gwahir outdoes himself in this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack burden View Post
    gwahir outdoes himself in this thread
    I posted this in the wrong thread.

    awesome

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    atleast you don't work in the food biz. i got a bitch asking if a buffalo burger was just a burger with buffalo sauce or actually buffalo. imbeciles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious Intent View Post
    atleast you don't work in the food biz. i got a bitch asking if a buffalo burger was just a burger with buffalo sauce or actually buffalo. imbeciles.
    I've heard some stupid things, but to be honest, this doesn't seem that stupid.

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    lol i know it kind of is if you think about it (its a burger that has buffalo sauce on it, its quite good).

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    Isle:


    Aisle:


    Also, burgers made of buffalo meat are actually quite common.

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    Quote Originally Posted by srsinternets View Post

    Also, burgers made of buffalo meat are actually quite common.
    i've had burgers made with buffalo (more properly called "bison," of course). it was pretty damn good, maybe better than beef.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    i've had burgers made with buffalo (more properly called "bison," of course). it was pretty damn good, maybe better than beef.
    That's true. It's a lot leaner with more taste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    That's true. It's a lot leaner with more taste.
    Yeah, its quite a bit better for you. Bison burgers are delicious.

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    I concur
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Well there you go then

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    they're pretty common up here in minnesota. i tried dog while i was in korea. it tasted pretty good actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious Intent View Post
    they're pretty common up here in minnesota. i tried dog while i was in korea. it tasted pretty good actually.
    then why the hell were you calling people stupid when they asked if the buffalo burger was bison


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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious Intent View Post
    atleast you don't work in the food biz. i got a bitch asking if a buffalo burger was just a burger with buffalo sauce or actually buffalo. imbeciles.
    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious Intent View Post
    they're pretty common up here in minnesota. i tried dog while i was in korea. it tasted pretty good actually.
    hold on wut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    then why the hell were you calling people stupid when they asked if the buffalo burger was bison




    it was a joke, because it actually is a reasonable question. NVM god

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious Intent View Post
    it was a joke, because it actually is a reasonable question. NVM god
    You might just want to jump off the cliff with the rest of the herd now...
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious Intent View Post
    it was a joke, because it actually is a reasonable question. NVM god
    worst coverup evar

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    Bison burgers are just awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
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    Wild Boar makes for some damn good sausages.

    Shark is beautiful as well. Tastes like chicken, but also like seafood, strangely.

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    Funnily enough I got a sausage of wild boar salami for christmas.

    It is pretty good.

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    fuck you guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious Intent View Post
    fuck you guys
    Well now, that's not very nice. I don't like your apparent malicious intent.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You have no freakin clue.

    I use to work at winn-dixie, that's where the real retards are. Some dumb shit one time asked me what kind of benadryll to give his cat because his cat keeps sneezing. I looked at him, said you can give your cat any type of benadryll you want... if you think your cat would rather be dead then sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluntman View Post
    You have no freakin clue.

    I use to work at winn-dixie, that's where the real retards are. Some dumb shit one time asked me what kind of benadryll to give his cat because his cat keeps sneezing. I looked at him, said you can give your cat any type of benadryll you want... if you think your cat would rather be dead then sick.
    That's hilarious and horrible at the same time. That poor cat.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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