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    Quote Originally Posted by raghead View Post
    i bought weed from maesce once lol
    i would have hung out with him probably but i got caught that same night
    (maesce is an evil omen)
    Maesce sold weed to a 13-year-old?

    sweet

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    kt wouldnt hang with me that hurts my feelings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    kt wouldnt hang with me that hurts my feelings
    That's because you'd stick a giant rat up her vagina and chainsaw her in half.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack burden View Post
    That's because you'd stick a giant rat up her vagina and chainsaw her in half.
    oh good point

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    This is the most derailed thread in history
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    This is the most derailed thread in history
    Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack burden View Post
    Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
    I like The News but I don't like Huey Lewis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I like The News but I don't like Huey Lewis.
    Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes but, when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I think woofness and jane would make for some very interesting conversation irl. I would like to see Mr. E because i have no concept of what he would be like in person. gwahir is a pretty good conversationalist, and i enjoy chatting with him. I want to meet tidus to see if he is as much of a homosexual in person as he is online (probably, just more subdued). I want to say i would like to meet warhawk but probably not (sorry dude). i almost wish i was in toronto still because i would love to randomly run into mutton at some fantastical concert. i would like to have dinner with sole at some point, because she seems like she'd be a good dinner conversationalist. sycld, even though he sneers on me, because for all his homosexuality, he is a pretty clever dude. i would take up pot-smoking again for hydro. man did i forget anyone?
    NO NOT AT ALL

    yeah i would most definitely hang out with maesce

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    wtf coquavin i thought we were like *this*

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    man you haven't been active enough

    yeah i want to go headbanging with dickstivers pretty hardcore and maybe hit up arby's afterwards because i am just that high class

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    I hang out with Stivers just to listen to metal with her.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    There's others I'd hang with...I'll post them later. As in tomorrow.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    I'd hang out with Stivers because she's fucking hot.

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    you'd probably want to eat dinner with her too
    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    This is the most derailed thread in history
    That is how I roll.
    The fiery red Torino rolled to the curb, we hit the pavement ready for action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobitopia View Post
    Well that would be because I don't really post that much. Unlike many people on this site, I only post when I have something to say that is worth hearing. It's really not that often that it happens.
    take it personally bro
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    take it personally bro
    WHOA

    <--- On an unrelated note, that is an actual picture of me.
    Last edited by hobitopia; 01-04-2009 at 09:12 AM.

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    just kidding dickstivers we would sit in your black room and discuss the higher artistic merits of the product of nilsson's genius

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobitopia View Post
    WHOA

    <--- On an unrelated note, that is an actual picture of me.
    are you in a wetsuit or a swimsuit?

    if it's the later, can we see a zoomed out picture?


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    A swimsuit, but unfortuately for you, that's already zoomed out all the way. However, if you're lucky, I might upload a different picture after I get home from work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack burden View Post
    That's because you'd stick a giant rat up her vagina and chainsaw her in half.
    so for like four years youve been saying that

    its kinda old yknow and i would not hang out with any of you but if for some reason i recognized any of you in real life, i would totally scream ABSOLUTION at all of you and watch you be like WTF

    I would still lay kt the fuck out, and i actually can find nadia, break into her house, rape her, and kill her dog; but don't worry, i don't have insurance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    so for like four years youve been saying that

    its kinda old yknow and i would not hang out with any of you but if for some reason i recognized any of you in real life, i would totally scream ABSOLUTION at all of you and watch you be like WTF

    I would still lay kt the fuck out, and i actually can find nadia, break into her house, rape her, and kill her dog; but don't worry, i don't have insurance.
    god you're a cuntrag

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    Oh I forgot about Wifebeater. I don't see myself hanging out with him while I'm sober but I'd like to party with him.

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    lol kt no



    Also, iron man and Spiderwoman? faux pah
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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    Wade Wilson is sweeping through

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    Quote Originally Posted by DickStivers View Post
    she promised paradise with the kiss of death
    missed this the first time through

    going in my sig

    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    Wade Wilson is sweeping through
    Wade Wilson is overrated


    Now Nathaniel Summers

    there's a badass
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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    okay i am doin this

    #1 on my list is soup, we would go for a stroll through germany together and we would stop at the bakery to marvel at the distinct lack of bagels, then on to the zoo to visit the pandas, after which we'd go to canada where we could dine on moose because that sounds like something you do in canada.

    i would hang out with gwahir because we could talk about campy musicals together and probably sing rent or do something else that is very homosexual (but it will be okay since i have a vagina - also no joss whedon shit is allowed during my visit). also i would probably get him high - he would resist at first but eventually since he is not immune to my charms he'd get stoned and post on the internet.

    i would also hang out with coqaueyievn because i think we'd be into the same shit like probably sitting in ihop until 6am writing out ideas on paper napkins

    sycld because i am a fag hag and his gay vibes are like a siren song to me

    oh! i would totally go to the uk and visit the top shelf cd british folk (you know who you are)

    i would definitely kick it with atmosfear because we are like the odd couple where i am the filthy liberal scum and he is the backslapping corporate jackoff. we'd probably get too drunk and make out and lie about it for all of eternity.

    k that's all i can think of for now.

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    I'm truly hurt.

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    fuck didn't i already say i'd hang out with you togs

    or are you just mad i didn't describe the day we'd have together

    because our adventure would consist of tequila, and finding you a hooker

    you'd be a better man for the experience

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    fuck didn't i already say i'd hang out with you togs

    or are you just mad i didn't describe the day we'd have together

    because our adventure would consist of tequila, and finding you a hooker

    you'd be a better man for the experience
    Well he'd certainly no longer be a virgin



    I kid, I kid!
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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    i would hang out with gwahir because we could talk about campy musicals together and probably sing rent or do something else that is very homosexual (but it will be okay since i have a vagina - also no joss whedon shit is allowed during my visit). also i would probably get him high - he would resist at first but eventually since he is not immune to my charms he'd get stoned and post on the internet.
    ok listen first thing i hate rent so if no joss whedon shit is allowed then no shit musicals are allowed either except wicked (alright wicked is shit but i love it anyway it is just so cute!)

    second thing i would not resist getting high i would be like hey alright but if i freak out then you better be ready with cuddles

    edit: oh hey chrissy remember that one time i asked you whether i should pursue that weird girl who gave me poems

    i ended up not pursuing her (um, of course) but did i ever tell you it got worse

    she drew me pictures

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    oh! i would totally go to the uk and visit the top shelf cd british folk (you know who you are)
    heheh

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    I get the feeling that I'm well liked but to me only <Jane> and Hydro are top shelf
    I have to ask because ambiguity is an odd bedfellow for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    ok listen first thing i hate rent so if no joss whedon shit is allowed then no shit musicals are allowed either except wicked (alright wicked is shit but i love it anyway it is just so cute!)

    second thing i would not resist getting high i would be like hey alright but if i freak out then you better be ready with cuddles

    edit: oh hey chrissy remember that one time i asked you whether i should pursue that weird girl who gave me poems

    i ended up not pursuing her (um, of course) but did i ever tell you it got worse

    she drew me pictures
    I had a date with a girl a month or so ago who painted a picture of a tiger for me on our first date. A fucking tiger. What the fuck?

    Edit: Needless to say, that was our last date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    I had a date with a girl a month or so ago who painted a picture of a tiger for me on our first date. A fucking tiger. What the fuck?

    Edit: Needless to say, that was our last date.
    well if she was like an artist or something then that's not too bad but i mean first date

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    I had a date with a girl a month or so ago who painted a picture of a tiger for me on our first date. A fucking tiger. What the fuck?

    Edit: Needless to say, that was our last date.
    If a girl painted me a picture of a tiger for our first date I would fall in love. That is quirky as shit, and quirky girls are the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    If a girl painted me a picture of a tiger for our first date I would fall in love. That is quirky as shit, and quirky girls are the best.
    qft

    also i am a sucker for artists what can i say

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    Lol...stick figure tiger.

    "Those aren't ribs! They're stripes!"
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    If a girl painted me a picture of a tiger for our first date I would fall in love. That is quirky as shit, and quirky girls are the best.
    If a boy painted me a picture of himself as a tiger with a long penis for our first date I would fall in love. That is furry shit, and furry boys are the best.

    (no not really i kid... )


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