so did you have sexual fantasies about calvin and hobbes growing up
i will assume you did
boy am i ever glad i'm not alone
so did you have sexual fantasies about calvin and hobbes growing up
i will assume you did
boy am i ever glad i'm not alone
no i didn't, dear. i'm afraid you're still quite alone in that.
though for whatever reason i did sometimes give hobbes a brooklyn accent in my head. don't ask me why.
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Originally Posted by Think
probably latent homosexuality
but it's ok i won't hold it against you
My thread has now become disturbing.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Where's my damn close button?
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Ellen Page will cut your fucking balls off.
The fiery red Torino rolled to the curb, we hit the pavement ready for action.
The tiger was purple.If a boy painted me a picture of himself as a tiger with a long penis for our first date I would fall in love. That is furry shit, and furry boys are the best.
(no not really i kid...)
It'd depend if she was a quirky romantic artsy type or a weird-ass clingy childish type. Mine was the latter.
Was she 4 years old?
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She was 19 or 20 I think. She was just fucking weird though.
I paint a picture of a tiger on all of my first dates.
This is a metaphor.
a metaphor for sucking a homeless guys dick
well, yeah.
I don't post here enough to be on anybody's list
/sad
It's ok man, I know how you feel.
the tiger was a foetus.
aw, i'd hang with you.
hang a certain body part out that is.
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The 4 year old comment was relating to his date.
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Most derailed thread in history
i know. i was contending that she drew a purple tiger not because she lacked sophistication, but rather because the tiger she was depicting was foetalThe 4 year old comment was relating to his date.
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Oh.i know. i was contending that she drew a purple tiger not because she lacked sophistication, but rather because the tiger she was depicting was foetal
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Speaking of foetuses and half Indian half Europeans...
Anglo-Indians traditionally have been shunned by both Indians and the English/Welsh/Scottish/N. Irish, so they sort of break taboos that each of these two ethnic groups have. One such taboo is consumption of kutti pi, which is the flesh of the unborn foetus of a food animal. Yum.
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Purple tiger makes it better
what like eggs
Anyone ever had placenta? Nom nom nom
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Mmmmm...afterbirth with smegma sprinkles.
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