Ambidexterity

**Absolution** · 01-16-2009, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. E

I can ride my bike with one hand, and it doesn't matter if it is my right hand or my left hand.

Can I be ambidextrous now?

but can you ride it with no handlebars?

because that awful band flobots can

**Mr. E** · 01-16-2009, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by Absolution

but can you ride it with no handlebars?

because that awful band flobots can

I can, but not for very long. I have a condition that makes my equilibrium eternally fucked up (something to do with a permanent misalignment of grains of something in my inner ear, I don't really know), and while I've learned to live with it I'll never have perfect balance

**Infernus** · 01-16-2009, 03:23 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. E

I can, but not for very long. I have a condition that makes my equilibrium eternally fucked up (something to do with a permanent misalignment of grains of something in my inner ear, I don't really know), and while I've learned to live with it I'll never have perfect balance

you know what ive never been able to ride a bike free of hands either

**Mang** · 01-16-2009, 06:17 AM

That sucks. Riding a bike no hands is such a good feeling.

**captain castle** · 01-16-2009, 09:47 AM

Man this thread started off poor and careened off of the edge of god awful

**djwolford** · 01-16-2009, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by Mang

That sucks. Riding a bike no hands is such a good feeling.

This Mang speaks truth.

**crispy** · 01-16-2009, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by captain castle

Man this thread started off poor and careened off of the edge of god awful

Originally Posted by djwolford

This Mang speaks truth.

yea...

**UnreasonablyReasonable** · 01-16-2009, 11:43 AM

I can finger women ambidextrously (and men

).

I can also play soccer ambidextrously, but that's not saying much since my left foot and right foot both suck equal ass at kicking.

**MrShrike** · 01-20-2009, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by KT.

Oh come on. Anyone can do that. Oh hey I'm an ambidextrous cellphone user.

I think most of us are ambidextrous phone users, but seriously not everyone can mouse with either hand.

I seriously CANNOT use a mouse with my left hand. The pointer will just never go where the fuck I want it to.

For your edification regarding this phenomena, I have attached samples of my work.

Right Hand
Attachment 185

Left Hand
Attachment 186

**Shinysides** · 01-20-2009, 07:55 PM

I'm an ambidextrous smoker. I smoke left handed while driving, and right handed when I'm not. Isn't that interesting?

**MrShrike** · 01-20-2009, 08:31 PM

But do you smoke equally as well left and right handedly?

So you get the same amount of nicotine, do you mutate as many lung cells with the carcinogens etc etc and so on?

**Shinysides** · 01-20-2009, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by MrShrike

But do you smoke equally as well left and right handedly?

So you get the same amount of nicotine, do you mutate as many lung cells with the carcinogens etc etc and so on?

As a matter of fact, I do.

**MrShrike** · 01-20-2009, 09:39 PM

Fascinating.

**clownsocs** · 01-26-2009, 06:57 PM

I am completely ambidextrous

**Thor** · 01-26-2009, 08:03 PM

Back in the days of magazine pornography, I was right handed, but with the invention of the Internet came a new era of left handed fapping.

**Vengeful Scars** · 01-27-2009, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Woofness

I do certain odd things the left hand way naturally, such as tying knots, dealing cards and (most notably) smoking. Also shoot left handed with certain weapons.

I suppose I am more ambidextrous than most.

I smoke lefty as well, guess that's from passing to the left.

I have a few other drug habits I do lefty but that's nothing special.

I crushed part of my right clavicle about 9 years ago and I had to learn to write lefty.

Haven't tried it since it healed though.

**Killuminati** · 01-27-2009, 05:15 PM

This thread might as well be titled things you can do with either hand but one hand sucks at it. An alternative title would be things any retard can do with either hand.

**clownsocs** · 01-27-2009, 07:22 PM

This thread might as well be titled things you can do with either hand but one hand sucks at it. An alternative title would be things any retard can do with either hand.

Originally Posted by clownsocs

I am completely ambidextrous

**Chase** · 01-27-2009, 07:33 PM

I got hit by a car when I was in 5th grade and broke a bunch of bones in my right hand and right arm and had to learn to do everything lefty. I still write right handed but other than that I don't have much preference and am pretty coordinated with both hands.

**Nick2.1** · 01-27-2009, 09:27 PM

Left handed, but I play guitar, use the mouse and jerk off with my right hand. That count?

**Mad Pino Rage** · 01-31-2009, 05:15 PM

I have a pleasured a woman with my left hand. I punched her guts.

**simonj** · 01-31-2009, 11:10 PM

I am completely ambidextrous. My writing is neater with my left hand but I write quicker with my right hand so usually do that. I use cutlery in the left handed way. I play guitar right handed though. I fap with the left too. I can't think of anything else which would answer the question.