I woke up today at 9am from my girlfriend calling me from africa (some of you probably remember she is volunteering there). Apparently she is vomiting every couple of minutes or so and can't stop. If she drinks water she just throws it back up. She has also stopped taking her malaria prevention pills a month ago (without me knowing because I would have backhanded the bitch through the phone upon receiving this information in any other way). She is also 10 hours from the nearest hospital. Fuck my life.

tl;dr - My girlfriend can't stop vomiting in africa 10 hours away from a hospital.