fixedOriginally Posted by Cryptic
Don't you turn against me
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Don't you turn against me
Never Vanilla Bear
never
Well then google it douchebag and tell me where I supposedly copied and pasted it from. Good luck hunting because it really did happen. And it's not like I'm proud of it either how many times do I need to say that?
One thing i've learned about girls, no matter how much of a how they are....
Sex isn't just sex. Sex always means you are interested in a relationship.
I still fuck mah fuck buddies and when they get butt hurt(huhu) I just stop talking to them.
I say blackmail, send tapes everywhere, including her son, and everything else you can think of.
Your tapes so it's not illegal, it's not like you stole them or something, I'd just make the bitch pay as I am a vindictive asshole, who doesn't give a fuck about one thing or another.
Also, quit being butt hurt over her words, last time I checked words can't kill you so don't be a pussy, if she starts the shit talking come up with some bad ass comebacks.
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itt a bunch of losers that cant stand to see a man score. jesus you people are pathetic.
Fine. I'll settle for a picture of the cougar.
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Excellent advice if you are a fourteen year old boy.
Holy shit!!
You are a fucking moron...
God cryptic I'm really starting to hate your whining and bitching as well as your constant need to make a scene whenever you feel anyone has slighted you the least bit. And your fucking little stunts are just pathetic.
Seriously, grow the fuck up man and stop being a little bitch. Maybe you'll be happier and be less of a drag on the poor people that have to put up with you. God.
Last edited by sycld; 09-30-2008 at 04:41 PM.
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Wow dude on one thread you're joking around with me and then on another you post this. Make up your mind or get some medication to help you do so. If you don't like what I post you're more than welcome to not read it, you say "people that have to put up with me" like you're in that number (or that anyone HAS to put up with anyone, really) oh.... and you realize by this post here you're being just about as bad as what you say I am (whining about what you see as me whining?? Yeah that makes sense)
And oh btw, WE KNOW UR GAY ALREADY U CAN STOP POINTING IT OUT NAO K THX.
Last edited by Cryptic; 09-30-2008 at 06:10 PM.
It's just that your stunts have gotten old, like making this "MMMMetc." gimmick or posting a trillion threads in Flames. It really reveals something about your character that you just can't let things go or get over them.
And I'm referring to the people that have to put up with in real life. You're right that I don't count myself among them.
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I don't know who MMMMM is but it isn't me. If I wanted to hide my identity, I wouldn't have signed up with the same username this time around, would I have?
You sure let a lot of insignificant things both your don't you (again, same thing you say about me, right)? How about you worry about you instead of what I'm doing, K? Thx again.
1. make ~10 copies of the freakiest tape
2. leave a few at her workplace
3. leave one on her godfather's doorstep
4. Give the rest to her mom, dad, and best friend
5. record audio to phonezoo.com, have it sent to her phone
6. Add the last one to youporn, redtube, and all those other free streaming sites
7. You win, take pics and save angry emails, and post them here
Who's this fucking noob who doesn't know what step 1 is? ^
Dude, just change your number and your e-mail address.
If she shows up at your place, call the cops.
Done deal.
UNLESS you're just coming in here to try and get some people to help you justify acting just as immaturely and psychotic as this woman. Why don't you post some of the e-mails here as a sign of good faith. I don't give a shit about pictures, or about the videos. I'm a wordsman anyway.
Just quit acting like a bitch over this. You seriously bitch out over the littlest things, man. Every thread, it's you coming up with some new way to bitch about something that doesn't really matter. And when people try to help, you get pissy. And when people tell you it doesn't matter, you get pissy.
Take a walk. Go outside for a little bit. Go to a park, watch some people play catch. Watch young lovers under a tree and think about how calm and peaceful everything is. Your judgment has been so clouded lately it pains me to watch you post anything. It's like trying to pass a sword sized kidney stone through my dick.
But yeah. Change your number, change your e-mail, when she shows up, call the police.
Whatever answer you're looking for, we haven't hit it yet, but there have been a bunch of viable options. Which means that you're looking to us for an answer that you've already given yourself, but we haven't guessed yet. Which means that you're looking for justification to take whatever path you've ever chosen, and are just waiting for us to hit the nail on the head.
If you're not going to take our answers, tell us which one you've already picked so we can be on our merry way. Otherwise, quit being an ass.
what do you jerk off to words you prolly do WHY DON'T YOU MARRY A WORD ONE WITH LOTS OF LETTERS WITH STRAIGHT LINES SO YOU CAN STICK THEM UP YOUR BUTTE LEIK U LIEK
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Well, I was just going to get off on them in secret, but since I've been called out on it...
Mal, there's no such thing as good faith on the internet, or especially this site.
Also if you read the thread (which I can't blame you if you didn't, it got long and pretty off track there for a bit) I kinda realize that putting up with a month and a half of nutty behavior has made me a little nutty myself. I mean seriously, always having to look over your shoulder, being afraid to pick up your phone or check your email, wondering what the hell this unstable nutjob is going to do next, and realizing that you wouldn't have to put up with ANY of it if you just would have thought with the right part of your body all leaves a guy in a position where yeah, his judgement gets a little clouded. I mean you put up with shit and stress day in and day out and see what it does to you after 40 days.
And it's not like I'm trying to blow off anybody's suggestions - I did get my number changed and only had to pay a small fee. Unfortunately moving isn't an option, and unless she comes into my building or attempts to contact me, all the cops can do is question her. LEGALLY there is nothing at ALL they can do if she's legally parked (even if it is outside my building) and not attempting to contact me. They can ask her what she's doing, suggest she leave, and document it, that's about it. I've actually talked to them. I've read up on the state statutes. I'm not an idiot - just because I did a stupid thing doesn't mean I'm a stupid person - and harassment to the point where it can be prosecuted is REALLY not as easy a thing to do as some of you might think. So it's not like I don't think your suggestions are valid, I've either already done them or know, legally, from sources that really would know, why they won't help me.
And again, if my posts "pain" you Mal, or anyone, when you see my name just hit "back", don't click the thread, or scroll down. It's amazing how many people whine about me whining, make entire lame threads about someone that doesn't matter (me), and then criticize me about the very same things. I mean everybody puts so much effort into saying that what's said online doesn't matter, nobody really likes or hates anybody they don't already know offline, it's all just a big joke and a bunch of words typed into nowhere, basically, calm the fuck down, etc etc LOLZ iNtErNeTz and then post thread upon thread and comment upon comment about some really average 18 year old guy who goes to an average school and aside from track, hasn't ever done anything really noteworthy one way or the other in his life. Seems a little ridiculous, doesn't it? If none of this matters, what we say doesn't matter, I don't matter and you don't matter and you really hate to read what I write, fucking get over it and move on already. I'm as tired of the "lulz Cryptic's a fag" as you all claim to be about me. It's fucking boring, frankly. If my posts are so awfull, how about somebody else finds something worthwhile to post about other than THEIR average lives or what they're thinking about when they're bored, huh?
Last edited by Cryptic; 10-03-2008 at 08:43 PM.
Lol whut?
Also when did this turn into emo fest?
Everyone here seems to be crying about one thing or another, I'd give you all tissues if they weren't all covered in jizz.
Stop being crybabies innernet you make my heads hurt.
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Yeah start with all the people crying about me crying and not seeing the obvious hypocrisy in it.
It seems like it's real easy to turn into what you claim to hate - a guy with a nutty ex goes a little nuts. People who "don't like" someone they've never even met turn into douchebags themselves.
Honestly I'm not annoyed or pissed or hurt or anything else about all the insults, it's just fucking boring, I've heard it all already and obviously I'm not leaving so fucking move along now, nothing more to see here.
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So I see that for once, the girl probably wasn't the bitchy one in your relationship.
NOW POST YOUR BOI NOODS. I, SYCLD, DEMAND IT
Last edited by sycld; 10-04-2008 at 12:26 AM.
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Here's an idea, grow a pair and confront her, however I know you won't do this as you're a fucking pussy.
See again someone assumes. When all this shit first started I did confront her. You can all see how seriously she took it. Now I have a feeling if I interact with her at all she'll just see it as some sort of positive reinforcement. Also it's probably not such a hot idea to get in touch with at all, in any way, even to tell her to fucking knock it off, the very person that I don't want to be in contact with. Doesn't look too good should this turn into a legal matter.
Screw off, you're not even gay.
Right because we see these cases all of the time? In any case, if she gave him the tapes then it is her own fault. Now, if he had snuck and stolen the tapes from her and some other encounter, that would be a type of blackmail perhaps with questionable legality. This whole thing is pretty ridiculous though. Find a way to get a few laughs, then get the fuck over it.
Technically he could cause the most damage with a sex tape by targeting himself.
I read most of this thread and have arrived at the following conclusions:
1. the OP doesn't understand when to leave sleeping dogs lie.
2. most of the people responding to him couldn't say the above for whatever damn reason they have
3. if you are complaining about others whining about you whining, then why don't you shut up?
My work here is nearly done.
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1. I did let it lie. I ended things and contacted her only one more time after that to tell her to leave me alone. I have not spoken to her in about 5 weeks. OTOH, I've gotten over 80 VMs from her, and anywhere from 1-8 emails per day. I don't see what you're basing your conclusion on.
2. You say what you wanna say, other people say what they wanna say.
3. Because I don't see posting this or "how do you handle a shitty day" as any worse of a thread than 10 "hey I got my club live shit today" threads, or a "I'm home sick what's everybody doing" thread.
Good, then maybe you'll kindly fuck off because I'm not going anywhere.
Would you at least say you're not going to send her fucking son a sex tape of his mother? That's fucked up on a level that genuinely infuriates me.
I'm calling you out cryptic
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I'm not going to, but not because it infuriates you. That's just a reason TO do it, in my book. Despite what everyone else thinks, I did listen and I did cool off a little and I did realize that her nutty behavior is making me pretty squirrly too.
I just scrolled through this entire thread and did not find one single link. I am disappointed.
Duuur you showed her
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NOTE TO OP:
POST THE FUCKING VID OR STFU ALSO CAPS MAKE PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION LOL
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So pretty much you posted this for innernet attention and have never slept with anyone.
Ok we get it.
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