OK here's the deal. After my ex GF and I broke up and I stopped being a whiny little bitch about her, wised up and realized there are far better and hotter chicks out there, I had like a 2 month fling with this, let's just say "older" woman. Not scary freaky old or anything, but older than an 18 year old boy should probably be messing around with. Or TOO old for HER to be messing around with an 18 year old boy. Anyway - I had a little bit of a Stiffler's Mom thing going on. I got to do the older woman fantasy and she got a guy who can last for a long time and then go again 15 minutes later, lather rinse repeat about 4 or 5 times.

Well, she was kinda a freak in some ways. We made a few tapes, which I kept. I don't really know why I kept them. She just gave them to me and said they were something to remember her by. I watched them like once and they didn't do much for me. I mean it's kinda weird to watch yourself having sex. I consideredt throwing them out but then decided not to because hey, someday I probably WOULD want to remember my mispent youth.

Fast forward to now and she's being a gigantic cunt. Out of nowhere she starts calling and emailing me telling me she had a boyfriend the whole time, I treated her like shit, etc etc all kind of insults on everything you could ever imagine. I don't even know where she's getting some of this shit, honestly. Like, my taste in clothes is terrible. What fucking hell does that matter anyway? She's just trying to be a cunt and piss me off. Well, it's worked.

Here's the thing - what can I do with the tapes to cause the most mayhem and destruction? I'm thinking I could send them to the boyfriend, but then he might just come after ME. The thing that's looking like the best bet is her kid is old enough to know what's up. Plus, he hates his mother. PLUS, he has a lot of money via a very rich godfather who likes to send him shit like Kindles and Ipods oh...because it's Tuesday.

I'm thinking either tell her that she buys my silence and I destroy the tapes in front of her, or I go for the kid. I'm fucking sick of this shit, and I fully realize I'm the one in the position of power here.