Nah, not at home, I'm at school. And seriously, if I have my mom or dad call, that just looks worse. I should be able to handle my own shit, and even if it would help, I'm really not too interested in explaining what the hell I was doing with a woman of her age anyway.

Valuable lesson I've taken from this: If a mature woman is at all interested in having an equal relationship with an 18 year old, she is not that "mature" and is seriously fucked up in the head. Oh well live and learn.