Quote Originally Posted by sasquash View Post
What? What word do you prefer for the first time you do it? What's the magic number you have to hit before we can call it "breeding"? And is that number of litters, or total number of puppies? Do still-births count toward the total?
The magic number is two, god damn. So your dog can't have puppies without being a professional breeder? Oh god damn, your wife had a kid! Quit breeding humans!