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    Outside of my work, and family. My main hobby right now is my dogs. I've currently got three full breed American Pit Bulls. The oldest is Julie. She's about thirty months old, has had three puppies, and is currently spayed. She has a very mellow personality, and plays really well with her two boys. She had one female in the litter that was a buckskin color like her, if not a few shades darker. However, I sold her about a month and a half ago. The other two puppies are blue males, named Dudley and Dallas. They are about 16 months old, and are my primary focus right now; I'm trying to housebreak them, and it's proving to be more difficult than it was with there mother.

    So, here's some pictures of them:

    Julie


    Dudley


    Dallas


    As of now, I'm not 100% sure I'll be keeping Dallas. He's going to be a huge fucking dog in a few months. He took after the Sire (which unfortunately I don't have pictures) who, believe it or not, was a good 30-35 lbs heavier than Julie. If anyone in the S. Florida area is interested in buying him; He's fully registered, and costs $350 - Otherwise he has a good home here


    So, does anyone here have a dog, or other pet, that they are especially proud of?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post

    Julie
    Your wife is lovely.


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    Dem some ugly ass dogs.

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    Nice dogs. I love pit bulls. Nicest dogs around as long as they arent raised to fight.

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    are these what you use to take care of the kikes and coons 'round town when they're bothin' ya?

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    those are some pretty good dogs I guess

    I mean, they are no Welsh Corgies or Great Danes, but they're alright.

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    Why the fuck were you breeding dogs? They aren't exactly in short supply, you know. Every dog you breed and sell is taking a space that could have been taken by an animal in a shelter. An animal that will now have to die, instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquash View Post
    Why the fuck were you breeding dogs? They aren't exactly in short supply, you know. Every dog you breed and sell is taking a space that could have been taken by an animal in a shelter. An animal that will now have to die, instead.

    Planning a single litter and then spaying the dog as soon as was safely possible after she whelped the litter hardly qualifies me as "breeding dogs".

    I have a soft spot in my heart for abandoned animals. However these dogs are, not to put to fine a point on it, a much higher quality animal than you would find in your local animal shelter.

    I'm sorry if you find that notion cruel or callous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    Planning a single litter and then spaying the dog as soon as was safely possible after she whelped the litter hardly qualifies me as "breeding dogs".
    What? What word do you prefer for the first time you do it? What's the magic number you have to hit before we can call it "breeding"? And is that number of litters, or total number of puppies? Do still-births count toward the total?

    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    I have a soft spot in my heart for abandoned animals. However these dogs are, not to put to fine a point on it, a much higher quality animal than you would find in your local animal shelter.
    "Higher quality", huh? How can you tell? Do they have better acoustics? Is the paint less likely to fade than it is on the lesser breeds? Or did you get an extended warranty from the universe, promising that your animals will live longer, healthier lives?

    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    I'm sorry if you find that notion cruel or callous.
    Mostly, I just find it sad. Sad for the animals that already exist who need homes, and sad for the people who think they need designer animals.

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    This is my dog Lucky. We found her on the side of a road.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquash View Post
    What? What word do you prefer for the first time you do it? What's the magic number you have to hit before we can call it "breeding"? And is that number of litters, or total number of puppies? Do still-births count toward the total?
    The magic number is two, god damn. So your dog can't have puppies without being a professional breeder? Oh god damn, your wife had a kid! Quit breeding humans!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquash View Post
    What? What word do you prefer for the first time you do it? What's the magic number you have to hit before we can call it "breeding"? And is that number of litters, or total number of puppies? Do still-births count toward the total?
    Well, I just wanted to clarify that I'm not in the business of breeding dogs. It was a one time thing, and I also gave the reason why I did it. Because I like dogs. I like feeding them, training them, playing with them. Julie is a gorgeous dog, and I really wanted puppies.


    "Higher quality", huh? How can you tell? Do they have better acoustics? Is the paint less likely to fade than it is on the lesser breeds? Or did you get an extended warranty from the universe, promising that your animals will live longer, healthier lives?

    Mostly, I just find it sad. Sad for the animals that already exist who need homes, and sad for the people who think they need designer animals.

    Anyone who knows jack shit about pit bulls knows that those are fine physical specimens of the breed. They are also incredibly smart, attentive and docile.

    I've never abandoned a dog, or contributed in anyway to the homeless animal population. So, you take an ugly ass half bred retard mutt from the local shelter, and I'll keep my healthy little freight trains of joy. In my opinion, You're getting butt hurt, and acting like a pussy wipe, over something pretty damn trivial.





    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    those dogs are phenomenally ugly

    it's like when two of your friends show you their new baby and it's hideous and nobody wants to say anything

    except that nobody likes you and everyone's more than happy to say that your bundles of joy are crazy ugly
    Except it's not just my friends, it's pretty much everyone who sees them. People I pass on the streets when I walk them. The professional breeder I went to when I planned the litter. The other breeders I sold the female puppy to. Other people who own female pit bulls, and want to breed there dogs with the two boys next year. These dogs are the center of attention when I take them out. They are impressive.

    I understand it's in your vomit jew nature to act like a snob. However, I know things about this breed of dogs. I know a lot more about the breed than you do. So, you're ignorant opinion is worthless, jew vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    Well, I just wanted to clarify that I'm not in the business of breeding dogs. It was a one time thing, and I also gave the reason why I did it. Because I like dogs. I like feeding them, training them, playing with them. Julie is a gorgeous dog, and I really wanted puppies.
    First, I didn't say you were "in the business of breeding dogs". I said that every dog that you breed and sell is taking a spot that another unwanted dog could have had.

    Second, you went on to say (quoted below) that you sold one of the puppies you bred. So, you're a not-a-professional-breeder who makes money selling dogs you've bred. Gotcha.

    If you take offense to the term "breeder" for someone who is breeding and selling dogs, then by all means, educate us mere simpletons about proper nomenclature. Otherwise, quite whining about semantics. Or, at least quit contradicting yourself.

    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    Anyone who knows jack shit about pit bulls knows that those are fine physical specimens of the breed. They are also incredibly smart, attentive and docile.
    I'm sure they're delightful. I'm also sure there are plenty of delightful pit bulls available from rescues and shelters. Go to petfinder and type in pit bull and your zip code. You're sure to find that one of the hundreds of animals that come up meets your rigorous standards of canine quality.

    Here's a quote from a web site dedicated to pit bulls:
    It is estimated that up to 200 Pit Bulls are killed EVERY DAY in Los Angeles County, CA, shelters alone because there are not enough homes for them. Imagine the number across the entire United States...

    Every year over 20 million animals end up homeless. Over 15 million of them are killed (euthanized is the nice term) in dog shelters. Roughly 30% of impounded pets are reclaimed, adopted or rescued. The remaining 70% are destroyed. Many more die from disease, starvation, animal attacks and cars! Anyone who sees these statistics must agree that not neutering an animal is irresponsible!
    Here's some more:
    "The pit bull population has now risen to 40% of all the dogs in 12 shelters in Los Angeles. THAT MEANS THAT ALMOST HALF OF THE ENTIRE LOS ANGELES DOG POPULATION IS PITS OR PIT MIXES!
    And finally:
    Each homeless pit bull that dies in the street or sits hopeless in a shelter is the product of a breeder, either intentionally or accidentally...

    Anyone who cares about these dogs should try to save a homeless pit bull before adding more dogs to a completely saturated market.

    This is a plea to those of you thinking about breeding pit bulls - please take a look at our database of homeless dogs and think again
    ...
    [Emphasis added]

    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    I've never abandoned a dog, or contributed in anyway to the homeless animal population.
    Wrong - if you're breeding, YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING to the homeless animal population. It ain't rocket surgery.

    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    So, you take an ugly ass half bred retard mutt from the local shelter, and I'll keep my healthy little freight trains of joy.
    You know, those ugly ass half breeds tend to live longer, healthier lives than the oh-so-special inbreds you favor. And what happened to that "soft spot in [your] heart for abandoned animals"? Is abandoned another word for retarded half-breed? These words you keep using ... I don't think they mean what you think they mean.

    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    In my opinion, You're getting butt hurt, and acting like a pussy wipe, over something pretty damn trivial.
    Yeah, that's probably it. But do me a favor - volunteer at a pound for a day or two per week for 6 months. Hold a few unwanted dogs in your arms while some underpaid county vet tech kills each one because some asshole dumped it at the shelter once the novelty wore off, or because some other breed is more fashionable now. Or help nurse an emaciated dog from a puppy mill back to health, only to see it put down because it's not perfect enough to get adopted by any of the people who want designer animals with "papers". Then you can come back and tell me what a pussy I am.

    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    Except it's not just my friends, it's pretty much everyone who sees them. People I pass on the streets when I walk them. The professional breeder I went to when I planned the litter. The other breeders I sold the female puppy to. Other people who own female pit bulls, and want to breed there dogs with the two boys next year. These dogs are the center of attention when I take them out. They are impressive.
    Now who's getting worked up over something trivial? What are these big, sleek, powerful dogs compensating for, exactly?

    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    I understand it's in your vomit jew nature to act like a snob. However, I know things about this breed of dogs. I know a lot more about the breed than you do. So, you're ignorant opinion is worthless, jew vomit.
    Keeping it classy, I see. And such wit, too. Everyone knows better than to argue with you on the internet now.
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    Dog breeding catches good money.

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    This is really my fault guys


    Here I thought CD was Casual Discourse


    Not "Pet Forum"


    No one cares about your fucking cats or dogs

    You're faggots
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post

    No one cares about your fucking cats or dogs

    You're faggots
    yes they do

    if they didn't why would they be a member of this pet forum


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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    This is really my fault guys


    Here I thought CD was Casual Discourse


    Not "Pet Forum"


    No one cares about your fucking cats or dogs

    You're faggots
    Where I come from grown men who read comic books and fancy themselves superheroes are faggots.

    It's weird our worlds can be so alike, yet so different.

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    yes they do

    if they didn't why would they be a member of this pet forum
    Fag

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    Where I come from grown men who read comic books and fancy themselves superheroes are faggots.

    It's weird our worlds can be so alike, yet so different.
    lol wut?
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    This is really my fault guys


    Here I thought CD was Casual Discourse


    Not "Pet Forum"


    No one cares about your fucking cats or dogs

    You're faggots



    you didn't hear? cd now stands for "cute dogs".

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    Ignore Captain Castle, he doesn't like the idea of anything with a bigger dick than him

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    Oh my captain castle, you are an arrogant fuck aren't you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by username View Post
    Oh my captain castle, you are an arrogant fuck aren't you.
    I have to admit I do like the idea that some random lurker signed up merely to post this.

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    Quite so
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    gtfo you loser
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
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    those dogs are phenomenally ugly

    it's like when two of your friends show you their new baby and it's hideous and nobody wants to say anything

    except that nobody likes you and everyone's more than happy to say that your bundles of joy are crazy ugly

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    Love you jem
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    ITT: Gwahir hits the nail on the head and CC is an asshole.

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    So



    Everything is as it should be?
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    No one cares about your dogs.

    Though if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to mate with them, we can make some money
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    No one cares about your dogs.

    Though if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to mate with them, we can make some money

    Obviously people care enough to take time out of there busy schedules to post there opinions.



    LOL, I'm just kidding I know you and 98% of the other members here are introverted faggots who don't do anything cool.

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    I was just looking a the pictures again, and realized that it's only you two people from Australia who are saying the dogs are ugly.

    Obviously you are ignorant of the breed. So, I think you donnish Aussies are jealous of these stoic and puissant beasts who require a domineering, and assertive attitude to manage properly. There is a reason they are called AMERICAN pit bulls

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    So no, you can't breed with my dogs because you would ruin the bloodline with your sissy-ness and stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    So no, you can't breed with my dogs because you would ruin the bloodline with your sissy-ness and stupidity.
    Uhm....


    Ya, but you don't understand. You take two of those, male and female preferably, and I take me a female.

    You keep your pure bread dogs(honestly, i think they are some gorgeous puppies), and then you get to have a Human/Pit Bull Hybrid, kinda like a werewolf. I dunno how much those animals cost with papers etc, but I'm pretty sure the Vengeful Scars/Pit bull Monster would fetch a pretty penny.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Well, I'm not housebreaking you.

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    I just thought about it, and I guess "Vengeance Bull" sounds pretty bad ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    I just thought about it, and I guess "Vengeance Bull" sounds pretty bad ass.
    Goddamn right. And think about it, 6foot tall 200lb big pieces of man-dog meat running around.

    Problem would be keeping them from humping you, there'd probably be like 1000 cases of rape a day due to our monsters.
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    I don't think normal rape laws would apply to a dog man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gorefinger View Post
    I don't think normal rape laws would apply to a dog man.
    It's not like the law could do anything, I mean, they'd try to get animal control and Man Dog would just eat them, and if the army came to eradicate the Beasts, they'd amass an army(I think dogs who are not neutered/spayed can create something like 100,000 relatives in a few years), and control the world.


    The women folk might wanna get some steel girdles
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    I mean man dog, sorry.

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