Well I came into to the doctor's office one day.

"Aren't I a little young to be needing a prostate examination?"

"I assure you, this is absolutely necessary. Now, please remove your pants. Slowly. That's it. Now take off your underwear...SLOWLY! Slowly! Yes, that's it, that's good, very good, yes...

Now. Lean over. Very good... oh my! Your balls are quite low, yes... considering how cold it is in here."

"Wait, is this... uh aaaaah ah... what..."

"Please, please just trust me... Relax, I'm a doctor... Yes, that's right. Just relax your muscles in the area... yes, very good, that's it..."

"Ah wow... *gasp* uh *gasp*"

And soon enough, I was gay.