Satori. Seriously. Answer me this:

Why in the fuck would you ask a girl out when she has a boyfriend? She obviously enjoys the peen, not your peanut butter particled encrusted nasty vadge.

Anyway, I really think you should just go the route of internet dating instead of whining about being single to us. We only make fun of you. Try stuff like okcupid or plentyoffish and quit being so damn needy all the time.