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    no you didn't

    you are a being of zero subtlety

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    gwahir is right, there is no way burg could fake S_E as a gimmick, or even imitate her.
    I have said this since the start....

    also absolution that was a fucking poor imitation, if you think it was spot on then you're as stupid as everyone says.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Well where is S_E?

    She seems to have disappeared.

    This saddens me.
    Last edited by Shinysides; 04-18-2009 at 05:53 PM.

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    The URL contained a malformed video ID.

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    that url made me lol

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    fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    It's really not that difficult

    "So should I ask out this girl I work with? She's really cute and we always talk to each other, but I'm afraid that she'll think that I'm weird for asking her out on a date."

    I just did it
    That's actually pretty good. I sometimes think that stuff about some of my coworkers. I don't know what should I do? What do you guys think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    That's actually pretty good. I sometimes think that stuff about some of my coworkers. I don't know what should I do? What do you guys think?
    rape is the answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    That's actually pretty good. I sometimes think that stuff about some of my coworkers. I don't know what should I do? What do you guys think?
    Um, converse with them, ask them about their person lives without being too prying, and find out if any of your female coworkers are carpet munchers?
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    Um, converse with them, ask them about their person lives without being too prying, and find out if any of your female coworkers are carpet munchers?
    If so, go cut a rug with them.

    Heh heh, get it? Carpet - rug. "Cut a rug" Get it?

    Damn I'm funny.

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    I'm a strongling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    If so, go cut a rug with them.

    Heh heh, get it? Carpet - rug. "Cut a rug" Get it?

    Damn I'm funny.
    Dude you could totally write fo' Mad TV.

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    Or Scrubs.

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    Or Two and a Half Men

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    Or *any unfunny show here*

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    Scrubs has its moments

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Dude you could totally write fo' Mad TV.
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    Or Scrubs.
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    Or Two and a Half Men
    This got progressively worse.

    At first I was like "Awrite!"

    Then I was like "Wait wut?"

    Then I was like "Aww mang."

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    Scrubs had it's moments.

    Mad TV was saved only by the very few great people who have worked on it. Notably Artie Lange.

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    But no one can save Two and a Half Men. That cause was lost long, long ago... In a galaxy far, far away.

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    I actually saw the episode with Martin Sheen in today. I thought 'oh, this one might be good'.

    Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    Um, converse with them, ask them about their person lives without being too prying, and find out if any of your female coworkers are carpet munchers?
    Oh. Well some of the girls that I know like other girls but they don't like me. Perhaps it is because I'm almost always happy/smiling in a good mood and they aren't. Or maybe it is some other reason. As for asking about their life whenever I ask what's up/ new/what they like to do, they usually say something like nothing, listening to music, sleeping, hanging out with friends. Maybe I need to ask different questions about their lives?

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    Awww yeah were scissoring AW YEAH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    gwahir is right, there is no way burg could fake S_E as a gimmick, or even imitate her.
    I have said this since the start....
    I'm pretty sure that this is a legit S_E, because she's posting on the dinosaur fetus forums again.(Under the admin account not the gimmick account.)

    If it is a gimmick it wins the gold gimmick medal.
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    I'm torn between wanting to believe that S_E is literally like this in real life and wanting to believe that S_E is a long running gimmick account. Because if it's the former then that makes the world a slightly lovelier (albeit retarded) place and if it's the latter, well that's just internet character acting to the nth degree.

    Either scenario is just fine by me though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Oh. Well some of the girls that I know like other girls but they don't like me. Perhaps it is because I'm almost always happy/smiling in a good mood and they aren't. Or maybe it is some other reason. As for asking about their life whenever I ask what's up/ new/what they like to do, they usually say something like nothing, listening to music, sleeping, hanging out with friends. Maybe I need to ask different questions about their lives?

    How about just starting with how their day is going? That's always a good thing to start talking about. And don't act like you are high on drugs or valium.

    If they ask about music, use that as a starter, ask them what is there favorite artist/favorite kind of music. If they say they hung out with their friends, ask them where they hung out (don't make it sound as if you are trying to be nosy, just interested). Just say you are looking for suggestions for places to hang out.
    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    Oh. Ok. Interesting. Thanks for tips. Yeah I stopped smoking pot awhile ago I think back that I probably act and sounded really weird/different. I mean I would just say what comes to my mind more often than just thinking it in my head. Well this one girl that I like more than most (just by looks) she says she likes all types of music. She doesn't have favorites. She downloads and puts them on her ipod. She listens to mostly pop/rap. I'm more into rock/metal. As for where she hangs out, she goes to fast food restaurants with her friends. She goes shopping at the mall for clothes. She likes to go to clubs to dance but refused to dance with me. When I ask her how she is she usually says either good. If she's in a bad mood I try to avoid talking to her as much. Should I talk to other girls more or focus on this girl?

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    Really depends on how good looking you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Oh. Ok. Interesting. Thanks for tips. Yeah I stopped smoking pot awhile ago I think back that I probably act and sounded really weird/different. I mean I would just say what comes to my mind more often than just thinking it in my head. Well this one girl that I like more than most (just by looks) she says she likes all types of music. She doesn't have favorites. She downloads and puts them on her ipod. She listens to mostly pop/rap. I'm more into rock/metal. As for where she hangs out, she goes to fast food restaurants with her friends. She goes shopping at the mall for clothes. She likes to go to clubs to dance but refused to dance with me. When I ask her how she is she usually says either good. If she's in a bad mood I try to avoid talking to her as much. Should I talk to other girls more or focus on this girl?
    Well it's nice you've gone that far, but ask her what type of people she likes perhaps?
    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
    Quote Originally Posted by victrola View Post
    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    Well it's nice you've gone that far, but ask her what type of people she likes perhaps?
    Too direct.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

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