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    Today I was really hungry so I went to the store and bought some sausage. I wanted cheese too but I didn't have much money. So I got the kind with cheese inside. Well I like the cheese best so I picked/bit it out. So I could save the meat for later. I was on my last sausage when I found something weird. I noticed because when I was chewing something super hard was in my mouth so I took it out. It is white and hard and slightly bigger than a kernel of rice. What is it? Is it a chunk of bone? What should I do with it? Shouldn't the company make sure bones aren't included? What if someone started choking on it? What can I do about this issue?






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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Today I was really bored so I went to CD and started this thread. I wanted cheese too, to put in my vagina, but it was full of peanut butter. So I scooped it out and shoved the cheese inside. Well I like the cheese better so I picked/bit it out. So I could save the meat for later. I was on my last sausage when I found something weird. I noticed because when I was chewing something super hard was in my mouth so I took it out. It is a penis. What is it? Is it a chunk of bone? What should I do with it?

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    Shouldn't the company make sure bones aren't included?
    Unless its a freaking tibula, no.

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    What if someone started choking on it?
    Then they are a fucking idiot and deserve to die.

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    What can I do about this issue?
    You can put the sausages up your vagina to cure that disease of yours, leaving it up there until it kills you like a meaty tampon. When you die you may take it out and cook it in the fiery pit of hell you will find yourself in.
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    But that is so scary. I guess because it doesn't say boneless on the package it can include bones. I only bought one package and I already picked out the cheese. It was so soft and meat flavored. It reminds me of the laughing cow ham flavoured cheese cubes. Mostly cheese with a hint of meat flavor. The sausage is in big chunks with bite marks in it. I stuck it back in the fridge. Something to eat for tomorrow. I eat the sausages raw, I think they taste all right as these ones are the cooked kind.
    Last edited by Satori_Everything; 03-31-2010 at 06:19 PM.

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    they're pre-cooked so dumb shits like you don't die of salmanellosis
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    they're pre-cooked so dumb shits like you don't die of salmanellosis
    thank goodness for that
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    hey satori what do you think about this proposition bet:

    if you manage to eat 400 of those sausages over the course of one month, you win $2000
    if you don't, you lose $750

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    why does a product like that even exist?

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    if you are too lazy to cook do you eat instant noodles or eggs uncooked as well?

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    At this point, I'm not even sure Satori is a gimmick any longer. So, to whoever has her gimmick: good show.

    That said, how has she not died of TSS yet?

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    it is really hard to die; look at masaokis

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    post a picture of your face with a sign saying satori

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    Quote Originally Posted by sailor jack View Post
    Unless its a freaking tibula, no.



    Then they are a fucking idiot and deserve to die.



    You can put the sausages up your vagina to cure that disease of yours, leaving it up there until it kills you like a meaty tampon. When you die you may take it out and cook it in the fiery pit of hell you will find yourself in.
    What the fuck's a tibula?
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    well the tibia is the shin maybe me meant that

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    the tibula is an apparent amalgamation of the tibia and fibula

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    lol
    the general 'leg bone'.

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    the leg bone's connected to the footbone...
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    look who's back huh? satori is always welcome to make me laugh..
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    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    Don't you have to be pretty frail and stupid to die from salmonella ingestion? I'm pretty sure just so long as you don't get dehydrated your body will just deal with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    hey satori what do you think about this proposition bet:

    if you manage to eat 400 of those sausages over the course of one month, you win $2000
    if you don't, you lose $750
    That doesn't seem too bad that is only 13 1/3 per day.
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    why does a product like that even exist?
    I guess because people buy them. They taste like giant hot dogs.
    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    if you are too lazy to cook do you eat instant noodles or eggs uncooked as well?
    Raw eggs, not usually. They have less flavor. Too me they taste way better cooked. Plus I heard that some of the protein isn't digested if the egg is raw. Noodles, yeah but they usually taste better cooked as the noodles get softer. But sometimes I would open it and eat it raw. I thought of it like a poor person's version of potato chips.
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    i haven't read anything itt except the title and what i imagined this thread to be about she was sucking a dick and a cockcroach crawled over her face at the same time
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    satori does not suck dicks she's always bluffin with her muffin
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    all up in the church she was sneakin with the deacon.
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    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    So she's not achin for ma bacon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    the tibula is an apparent amalgamation of the tibia and fibula
    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    lol
    the general 'leg bone'.
    you got it
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    I think I eat too much salt, you guys. I think I should cut back a little at a time. Too much too soon and I think I will get salt withdrawals. I just noticed because I have a really dry mouth. I was eating meat macaroni and cheese loaf today and it was making my mouth a lot worse. So I googled and the stuff is like 22 per cent salt. Since I eat so much meat anyway I want to start buying lower salt meat. Which means less lunch meat, weiners, sausages and canned meat. I don't usually read the salt contents on labels. But then again, I can taste that some meat tastes saltier than others. But I want to start. I just will have to start cooking, possibly. I just noticed how salty the mac and cheese loaf and how bad it was making my mouth feel so I stopped eating it and ate teriyaki seafood snacks. Much better.

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    no

    the more salt the better

    ask a farmer where he buys his salt licks, or better yet, steal one and take it home and have some fun
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    Not really though, because the more salt you eat, the more thirsty you get. Then if you exercise it swishes around. It feels gross. I was going to do pushups today. But I wanted to wait a bit today because I felt like I drank too much water. Too much water swishing in my belly. But now my blood doesn't feel as salty now. Plus I don't feel the dizziness from so much salt, anymore.

    That meat was making my mouth dry. I couldn't swallow it with out drinking water. I was running out of saliva.
    Last edited by Satori_Everything; 04-07-2010 at 04:41 PM.

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    you're running out of brain cells
    YO HO YO HO

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    Fuck. Satori has officially jumped the shark. This show is boring now, I'm turning over. I hope there's an episide of Law & Order where someone who you don't expect kills someone they were close to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    That meat was making my mouth dry. I couldn't swallow it with out drinking water. I was running out of saliva.
    well love if you stop sucking so much dick maybe you can drink some more water and your throat wouldn't be so ragged
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