Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
So I got there at 1:35. The graders were removing snow on the roads downtown. I thought my interview was 1:45. But hard to tell because of how noisy it is in my house with my family. Anyways I tell the receptionis I am here for my interview. The receptionists telephones the interviewer to say I arrived. My interview screams on the phone I was supposed to be there a whole half hour ago. The receptionist says so what do you want me to do? The interviewer said tell her to wait until I come for her. So I was waiting for like 20 minutes. Than I breathed in. I felt some chunk of snot in my nose. I wanted to remove it, in case my interview was soon, it might cost me the interview. I stuck my finger up in my nose and removed the chunk. I saw a woman come in. I'm like I hope it isn't my interviewer. She stuck her hand out to shake. I had my booger on my hand. So I tried to hide it. I gave her my other hand. She look really confused. Than shook the hand I offered. I went to my interview. I was pretty high from smoking pot. So my answers were pretty basic. I remember she said if I was hired I would have to team up with 5-6 coworkers. I almost started laughing. At least my job, I know what my coworkers are like. I have no idea what these people are like. I hope they would be fun to be with. She had really large boobs. I stared at them most of the interview. She said that they are looking for 1 person in the warehouse. She is doing interviews this week. She said to call/email by Friday to find out if they will hire me. She asked me if I had any questions. Now, I know why smoking pot for an interview is dumb, I couldn't think of anything. I asked two questions. Than she asked is that all. I asked what her favorite part of her job was. She said she is kind of geek and likes doing reports. I started laughing, seriously like I never knew people like doing reports. She said she was glad that she met me. I said I'm glad I met you too. Probably because I was high and I was staring at her boobs for like ten or twenty minutes. So guys, do you think I will get the job or now? Also, I am at the library computer and the person to my left was looking at me, and I think he was reading some of what I typed.
Good job! I think she wants to bang you like this -->