I used to.
I used to.
Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-02-2012 at 02:49 PM.
Pretend you're interviewing for a WHOREHOUSE job instead and you'll get it. Show your skills!
lol at whomever edited my post
You literally have to be a drooling retard that starts masturbating during your interview in order to NOT get a job working in a warehouse.
-OR- daitengu, be someone who smokes weed
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
rooting for you to become Madge in The Office warehouse
featuring Mr. E as Darryl
I think its a great opportunity for you, just look at this lady
She looks happy and somewhat bangable. Best of luck!
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
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doesn't a look a like a lesbian
I believe a large majority of women can swing both ways in the right circumstance.
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
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I'm sure they'll let you work topless
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
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*bump
Howd it go?
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
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The women that worked in the warehouse I worked at just looked at the stuff I picked and signed off on it. Some couldn't read so they thought I picked the wrong stuff. It's the most brainless job I've ever had. You'll do fine.
Ok, that seals it. Satori is a well crafted troll.
yeah she went for an interview downtown and got accepted as a client for buying snot
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
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there's just too much terrible in this story to even be remotely believable.
Satori is totally real guys! I saw her in the library.
hahahaha oh wow satori just jumped the shark and it was spectacular
well worth waiting for
5/5
well you should at least go back and try and hook up with the interviewer now that you haven't got the job.
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
I thought you said you were staring at her tits the entire interview.
If you hooked up with her, it wouldn't have been a waste of time.
It's in your interest to go hook up with her, then you won't have wasted any time.
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
She's got a steady job though. You could be a stay at home carpet muncher.
Sorry Satori that was me. I was visiting the library and I thought I saw someone visiting casualdiscourse.com. I started reading some of the post and then I realized it was you. I couldn't believe it! Sorry I didn't say anything. I was kinda in shock and didn't want you to think I'm weird. I bet you got the job. When you email/call to find out if you got the job, you should try to get the lady's phone number. She was clearly into you.
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