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    Cool Canadian Forces Physical

    How to pass?
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    lol
    I would tell anyone not to join the army so..yeah don't do it.
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    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
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    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    you're going to come home in a body bag
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    don't do it
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    april fools, you got me

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    if you are female and not male lol.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I know people who had no direction or any particularly marketable skills, and I thought it made a lot of sense for them to go into the military. Many of them have gone into the military.

    It makes a lot of sense for you to go into the military.
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    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

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    don't do it
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    You would be better off in a military job that didnt require you to interview

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    YO HO YO HO

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    if you can't get first place in don't shoot the puppy, you will never make it in the military

    http://www.casualdiscourse.com/forum...gameid=19&st=0

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    If you are a soldier you get to play real kill games

    In Fallujah

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    If you get to the battlefield you should tk

    they get so mad, it is hilarious
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    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I know people who had no direction or any particularly marketable skills, and I thought it made a lot of sense for them to go into the military. Many of them have gone into the military.

    It makes a lot of sense for you to go into the military.
    Well I mean this is all kinds of incorrect. The various branches of the military host positions for extremely qualified engineers etc. It's not all combat..

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Well I mean this is all kinds of incorrect. The various branches of the military host positions for extremely qualified engineers etc. It's not all combat..
    I didn't say that every person who goes to the military has no skills or direction, I only said that the military is a good place for people like that.
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    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

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    Yeah, I think Satoreeee is too hopeless for the military. If through some miracle she got through the interview she'd never make it through basic training. There is a difference between having no marketable skills and being satori.
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    but on the other hand, it is the Canadian military we're talking about here

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    Also, JAG

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    KT. has lots of experience with the boys in uniform
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    You mean the Vice Squad?

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    lol that chris project is pretty damn funny.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    I can't believe you thought you'd get into the military if you can't swim.

    Clearly everyone you have spoken to about swimming are also backward failures who don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

    Have you considered suicide?
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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