It worked.
It worked.
Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-02-2012 at 01:01 AM.
he doesn't want to stick it in you. sounds to me like he is genuinely concerned about your well being and you should take him up on his offer.
some job consultants have strange ways, but they usually work
Last edited by coqauvin; 05-07-2011 at 06:06 PM. Reason: fixed spelling
He sounds legit
I think she should become a research scientist and dedicate herself to the pursuit of anti-aging creams, especially focusing on the effects of semen.
A blowjob is still a job.
Perhaps
Discretely record it, and when you're done posting the satori sextape here, use it for blackmail to have him actually find you a job.
Life would be perfect if that was Satori's last post ever.
"Who killed Satori Everything?" the papers read the next morning.
The police were unclear. They had no leading suspects. A jealous roommate? A career center con artist? A myspace stalker? The authorities would never know for sure; all were equally likely and, in their own way, each improbable. The world at large would forever remain in the dark.
But we knew. Oh, we knew. We didn't want to admit it. In fact, we couldn't, in our eternal consciousness, even comprehend it. But we knew, deep in our collective heart of hearts. We did this. We, the Internet, the tyrants of the last bastion of free speech, the cyber extensions of our most formidable misanthropy. We killed her.
And we will strike again.
So did you boink that dude or what
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