So I have been a fan of satire since I saw the play No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre forever ago, and my favorite modern satirist is none other then Chuck Palahniuk. So as a fan, I was going to go see his newest novel-to-movie Choke, though I have mixed feelings about it.

Yeah, not opening in this state.

Why? Because Mormons run this place and they feel that they get to make the choice of what we see. They keep anything they don't like outta of our state for "The good of the children." Seriously! Diary of the Dead we didn't get to see, and they even had a protest against Broke Back Mountain. And now this?! SO LAME!

I need to move.

/end sobbing rant.