I ended up doing that thing where I almost got into a fight because I'm terrible at movies and will give the talkers a piece of my mind.

They kept laughing at the dick, and going, "Wow, penis."

And I just turned around, and said, "Never seen one of those before? Feel bad for your girlfriend."

There was a pause as he tried to think of something to say, and I just finished it with, "Don't worry, won't be the only cock that you'll see up close."

Guy got pissed, but luckily he ended up being a friend of the guy I was with. I would have hated to have to run away, as I'm not very fast kick some ASS.