When I went to see Ironman the night it opened last year at midnight, I went really really high, and at the end of the movie everyone around me started clapping. I was really confused so I turned to my buddy sitting next to me and practically yelled "Why the fuck are we clapping?" I hadn't meant to say it so loud, but all the people who were clapping stopped and stared at me for a second, then left. My friends almost fell out of their chairs laughing.
So fuck moviegoing clappers, and because of the great success of that one time, I will now make it my goal to make them feel stupid as shit for clapping after movies every chance I get.
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