I went to go see this movie last night with some friends. I am STILL shocked. I cannot BELIEVE how BAD that movie is. I hope nobody here will support that movie with a single penny, and I'm very disappointed that I went to a theater to see this piece of shit. I have literally NEVER walked out of a real movie at a theater until last night. Some of my friends left earlier but I was willing to stay since I refused it could stay consistently bad. I left the moment that Michael Cera was pouring oil on this fat hairy guy's chest and somehow that was supposed to be humorous? Fart jokes were also resorted to, and god damnit.

I have never once been pissed that I saw a movie until now. Even the worst movies I've seen up until this point were just like "ok well that was pretty much a waste of time but whatever, it was ok for its crowd." This movie, however, is just unbelievably bad! How could something like this movie get made? I don't get it. I've never seen Epic Movie or many of those spinoffs, but I bet they are ALL better than this.

I just had to vent, and do my duty to inform people to never spend money on this awful piece of shit. I would literally rather suck a dude off to completion instead of see that movie again, that is NO joke!