One more thing:

The Matrix dissolves in Shia LaNONONONONOs hand because he's not worthy. He goes to Robot Heaven and talks to Robot God, and Robot God is all like, "Wait, error in paperwork, you are worthy, head on back."

So the Matrix comes back together because Robot God can do that shit or something, and then Sam shoves it in Optimus's chest, and Optimus is like OOOH YEESSSSSSSS.

But then The Fallen comes along and scoops it right up.

...

And it doesn't dissolve. So The Fallen is apparently worthy. That's cool, I guess.

And Agent Simmons having to climb the pyramid on order to call in the magic Rail Gun strike on Devestator. For some reason. I guess because he couldn't call it in unless... uh... he was staring at the things balls... or something. Wait, isn't he a disgraced former agent? How did he get ahold of the ship commander? How did he get them to fire their mega-weapon-ex-machina?

Fucking plot had more holes than a Kent State hippie.