Thread: Why I've fallen in love with The Witcher

1) "Your mother sucks dwarven dick."
2) Characters of dubious virtue and mixed motives.
3) Great graphical style and great soundtrack.
4) The main character, Geralt, performs a lot of vaginal penetration in the course of his adventures.
5) A deep, finely-crafted, engaging and intriguing world rendered in beautiful, gritty detail.
6) "I fucked a she-elf once."
7) A novel combat system.
9) Interesting and varied side quests.
9) Whores, whores, whores!
10) An engrossing plot line filled with twists, turns, and very well developed major themes.

I'll go into more depth later, but if you want to play an adult RPG that replaces black and white good and evil with shades of gray and incorporates real-time combat without resorting to a Diablo-style clickfest, then I would highly recommend The Witcher to you. So far, it's been hands-down the best RPG experience I've ever had in a single player video game.