Thread: Zombie outbreak - What do you do?

Originally Posted by Pepsi

I'm going to take my bleedin' cricket bat and fight through them with my best mate(who is wielding a spade). Then I'm going to take my zombified roommate's car over to my mum's house to save her and my "father"(who's really my stepdad). After seeing that my best mate wrecked our car, we will all pile in to my "father's" classy car and we'll race off to get my girlfriend and her friends. My "father" will then make his peace and turn into a zombie. We'll leave him in the car. We'll then go through many yards to find that our destination, The Winchester, is surrounded by zombies. We'll try to get through acting like zombies, except when we get to the door and figure out how to get in, my best mate's phone rings and he answers the bleedin' thing. I then go around to the back door to unlock the front door. All the while, the loser that loves my girlfriend breaks the window so everyone can climb in...although it leaves the pub vulnerable. The zombies penetrate and turn my mother, girlfriend's friend, and my best mate into zombies while we escape into the street and the military shows up to save us. Then I will chain up my zombie best mate in the garage to play Timesplitters 2 and I will live a happy life with my girlfriend.

And no one got the Shaun of the Dead screenplay reference here?

I think if I were to try and venture into the world of the zombie apocalypse, I'd take a trusty shotty, a .357, a few Molotovs or pipebombs (if only they really worked like in L4D), and plenty of ammo shoved in my pockets and belt style, ala Rambo, if it didn't weigh me down too much. Maybe a axe or machete on the side. Hopefully I'd also have a few family and friends alive still alive to back me up. My dad would be the one to use his rifles, and hopefully he's a decent long distance shot (he used to hunt some game). My sister would probably be good with a sub-machine gun or pistols, and her boyfriend would be using his imaginary stockade of white phosphorous grenades and napalm. My mom, I don't know what she would do, but I'm sure she could handle a firearm or two if the situation needs be.