so ive seen every marvel avenger team member movie captain America Iron men the hulk and thor heres the problem, i just showed the recent avenger trailer to my dad to see if it looked cool to him and we could go see it together. this opened up a can of worms that i had no clue he knew about and im so embarassed of this mistconseption, my dad explained to me that thor gave me a interest in exploring homosexuality when he peeked at me through the door on the bed licking my thor action figures chest . what he didnt know was i dipped my thor toy in pudding cuz mom didnt wash any spoons that day and i didnt wanna use my fingers and get sticky pudding sugar on them

example of incident:
http://i56.tinypic.com/200zinm.jpg


I was to frozen as a hard frost giant to respond so he said we cant see the avengers because he doesnt want a gay son and if he finds out i see the avengers he will kick me out of the house i need some advice on what to do with my situation please help me lickilicky.