My sofa has love stains on it. Quite a few. It's fun to look at but I have friends come over and they probably don't want to sit on a love stained sofa. It’s probably a combination of pussy juice, ejaculate, lube and sweaty butthole. I understand that I should limit such activies to my office chair but sometimes it's time for love-making when the mood strikes. This is a fairly new suede couch, which I paid a pretty penny for so I would like to figure out a good way to remove said stains. I thank you in advance.