Thread: Had an affair with best friend's wife.

I had an affair with my best friend's wife's husband. I know what you're feeling.

i had an affair with my best friend's dog.

she said she was neutered, but the bitch was lyin'....

Originally Posted by Anonymous

OP: This is absolutely true. In fact, my friend/her husband was gone all weekend with the rest of the guys, and I opted out claiming lack of funds. Let me tell you, it has been a great weekend thus far.

He just got home, and we fucked on the bed. I was wondering if the wetspots were still all over the covers. He's too dumb and naive to smell the sex.

Earlier today, we went to see Shutter's Island. We were making out in the theatre and it just so happened to be two ladies from our workplace sitting a few rows behind us. It was extremely dark, so I don't think they know. I do think one friends knows. He might have saw us through the window as we were fooling around on the couch. I had to be all nonchalant about everything as we went to the pub and hit up a few parties. The excitement of it all.

I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.

DUDE YOU TOTALLY ARE THE CHAMPION OF FUCK HI FIVE BROSKI


also...

Originally Posted by sycld

i had an affair with my best friend's dog.

she said she was neutered, but the bitch was lyin'....

...this is verifiably the best post itt.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Thanks.

i was being sarcastic.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

He's going to be gone all day tomorrow and it'll just be me and her.

your stupid.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

You're a total douche.

this post just confirms to me that your stupid.

i hope you enjoy having your brains blown out by your best friend if you keep this up.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

It is tremendously satisfying to get away with this.

oh it's always good to know you're a complete sociopath good for you i hope your dick rots off