Thread: My life, right now, is kinda the basis for an awful Ashton Kutcher romantic comedy.

Originally Posted by simonj

That aside, if Gina were here she'd tell you to just man up and fucking do something about it and stop whining to us on the internet. Grow a fuckin' pair.

How well you know me.

First off, I'm drunk off of bourbon, and I feel like being blunt.

OP, are you in fucking grade school? Whew. You're moving slower than molasses. You generated two gigantic posts that, yes, I read all the way through, and it all sounds so incredibly petty.

You're making it way obvious that you like her. I mean for chrissake you grabbed her boob. And didn't do anything about it. If she's anything like me, she'd want the guy to make the first move. You had it, you blew it. Even if it's something simple like brushing hair away from her face then going in for the kill. And by kill, I mean kiss. (I just thought about John Krasinksi doing that to me and I swooned.)

You know what really attracts us ladies? Confidence. I am so not picky about what the guy looks like. If he has an aura of confidence in what he's doing, and in himself, that's what shines through, and that's what removes my pants. (I shouldn't have said that.)

As for her being a lesbian, I've only known like 3 lesbians in my entire life and they were all short haired and liked other girls with short hair. I don't think she's gay, she's just probably way shyer than you.

You're going to have to man up and really take initiative in going after what you desire. As for the detail reading and all the subtleties you've described in great detail, that's what Cosmopolitan does. Now, do you want to be equated to one of those desperate ladies that reads Cosmo? I didn't think so.