You know, if that is an accurate description of yourself, you should be able to get laid with out having to pay for it. You should save your $200 dollars and go to a bar, go up to the hottest girls you see, and start talking to them. You don't even have to necessarily be that great looking as I've seen some pretty beat up dudes leaving with very attractive girls.

And hell, if you are really desperate, then try to score some not so great looking ones for practice. Call it training wheels.

Regardless, paying for sex is fucking lame. Use all that money you would blow at a lame ass strip club and buy a nice new shirt and some jeans that show off your "ass you can bounce a nermy off of."