I'm 24 years old, young, and excited about the world. I live in Washington state, but I'm in Kentucky visiting family and friends. I think I'm a great guy with a great personality and awesome body. I have great complexion, wonderful hair, I workout everyday (even if it is just for 30 minutes that day) and have a ripped body and ass a you can bounce a penny off of.

Well, I was hoping to reconnect with some girls I went to high school with, but I haven't spent the time to actually call them up. I've been spending most of my time at the local strip club. I'm really horny and willing to spend a lot of money to get my dick wet. I figure, why go with high school sweethearts when I have the opportunity to hook up with some 18 year old stripper with nice perky tits and a tight ass? Or the older stripper that I kept giving the eyes because she looked fucking amazing in the Budweiser swimsuit? Or any of the black strippers that pick up a dollar off my shirtless chest with their pussy? This shit is crazy. My dick is bulging so hard I swear its going to break the seams of my jeans.

Maybe you can tell I've never been to a strip club. Anyways, I'm flustered because I'm trying to figure out how I can score with a stripper. I paid $10 bucks for a private lap dance with this little sexy petite stripper Kitten and she wasn't really giving me any information. I offered to pay her $50 bucks just so she could find me some information or maybe hook me up with a girl that was willing to do a little more.

I even paid a stripper $200 to take me to the back room and I was under the implication that she was going to fuck me. But oh no, I just get blown but not even a full one she stops before I'm gonna blow and it dies down. WTF Bitch. The she had the nerve to try and dig more money out of me.

I had blue balls so bad last night I jacked off so hard it shot up and hit the ceiling of my room. What the hell does it take to fuck a stripper? Do I offer them some coke or meth or something? If anyone can help me out I'd be thankful and willing to take your advice to the club. If It works, I'll film it and give you a copy of the video. That is if you want it.