ICP vs Science

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"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

I look blankly at him. "You mean…"

"Now, you don't really feel that way," Violent J says. "You don't really hate her mom. But for this moment when you're trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that's what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometimes they kill all the cool mysteries away. When I was a kid, they couldn't tell you how pyramids were made…"

"Like Stonehenge and Easter Island," says Shaggy. "Nobody knows how that shit got there."

"But since then, scientists go, 'I've got an explanation for that.' It's like, fuck you! I like to believe it was something out of this world."

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clearly a voice for the ages

Good to know they have shitty lives.

what... the... fuck

Is this a real article?

no kt the guardian is clearly a news satire site

I suddenly wonder, halfway through our interview, if I am looking at two men in clown make-up who are suffering from depression. I cautiously ask them this and Violent J immediately replies. "I'm medicated," he says. "I have a lot of medicine that I take. For depression. Panic attacks are really a serious part of my life." He points at Shaggy. "He's gone through some things as well."

also Alanis Morrisette should totally cover Miracles

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Originally Posted by Hippocrass

no kt the guardian is clearly a news satire site

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I'm just saying... how can two people be that retarded?

sorry kt i'll clarify, ICP stands for insane clown posse

my bad

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A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"

"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.

"Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?" asks Violent J. "A fucking elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a fucking miracle in a fucking elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a fucking miracle. So is a giraffe."

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Originally Posted by Hippocrass

no kt the guardian is clearly a news satire site

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it has been for a number of years, actually.

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Originally Posted by Nermy2k

sorry kt i'll clarify, ICP stands for insane clown posse

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it stands for "inductively coupled plasma," goddamn it.

The Guardian is probably the most reliable extremely liberally biased newspaper in the world.

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Originally Posted by simonj

The Guardian is probably the most reliable extremely liberally biased newspaper in the world.

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that's why I follow them on twitter and I am not ever british hehe

I follow enough people who follow the guardian for me to not need to actually follow the guardian. Also I buy it like 3 times a week anyway and have the RSS bookmarked.

This

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Originally Posted by Hippocrass

no kt the guardian is clearly a news satire site

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and this

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Originally Posted by simonj

The Guardian is probably the most reliable extremely liberally biased newspaper in the world.

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This makes nooo sense

Is not down with the clowns..

When I first read it, I thought he was saying that if you're trying to bang a girl and her mom is home, you should bang her mom instead.

Good thing I used context clues to figure out what this moron is saying otherwise I would be bewildered that he wants to sleep with scientists for destroying life's mysteries.

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Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

When I first read it, I thought he was saying that if you're trying to bang a girl and her mom is home, you should bang her mom instead.

Good thing I used context clues to figure out what this moron is saying otherwise I would be bewildered that he wants to sleep with scientists for destroying life's mysteries.

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Hell in context I read "Fuck her mom" as "Have sexual relations with her mother" but then I realized that in the native tongue of the dipshit-asshole-retard, a rare sight indeed, "Fuck" followed by any noun or pronoun in a 2-4 word phrase usually means "forget"

I'm glad you guys explained that one, I genuinely thought he wanted to make love to all scientists.

Could you translate the rest of it into English as well?

that's too long of an article to translate... if I had a mic I could do it through audio, but I'm not typing all that shit out.

"Violent J explained himself unapologetically to a New Jersey newspaper: "You have to speak their language. You have to interest them, gain their trust, talk to them and show you're one of them. You're a person from the street and you speak of your experiences. Then at the end you can tell them: God has helped me."

Violent J explained himself unapologetically to a New Jersey newspaper: "I have to take his(Shaggy's) dick out of my mouth. You have to stimulate their senses, through sex and violence, it's like mating with a chicken, you have to get inside them. You're a person from the suburbs, and you talk about chicken fucking, then when you jizz you tell them: God came inside me as a boy"


You see why it's so hard?

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Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

When I first read it, I thought he was saying that if you're trying to bang a girl and her mom is home, you should bang her mom instead.

Good thing I used context clues to figure out what this moron is saying otherwise I would be bewildered that he wants to sleep with scientists for destroying life's mysteries.

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OOOOOOOOOoooooh I thought he wanted to fuck the girl's mom and I was like, that's kind of rude.

Fuck ICP

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Fuck ICP

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Irony ITT

urm guys it reads like that to start with but "you don't really hate" makes it pretty clear

i just found out about juggers.. or whatever they are

some people are troubled

This is something awful :(

juggers wearing uggs

One of my old roommates was a ICP fanatic. He tried to explain to me how deep their lyrics went and how no one appreciated their genius. Thank god their fanbase of Jr. High kids and meth addicts are there to spread the word.

Yeah, I once accidentally became friends with a group of people who loved ICP and they made fun of me for not liking ICP.

Our friendship didn't work out.

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Originally Posted by KT.

Yeah, I once accidentally became friends with a group of people who loved ICP and they made fun of me for not liking ICP.

Our friendship didn't work out.

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your loss
me woofness and sailor jack will be waiting should you change your mind

once again largeduck is forever alone

dont be silly largeduck does not mosh out to ICP

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Originally Posted by Think

your loss
me woofness and sailor jack will be waiting should you change your mind

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Uh no way. There is no way you guys listen to ICP.

i think the fact they do is a miracle

do you notice and recognize them, Kt? apparently not

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Originally Posted by coqauvin

do you notice and recognize them, Kt? apparently not

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I don't get it.

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Originally Posted by mutton

once again largeduck is forever alone

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Say what?

I mosh to Dvorak

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Originally Posted by KT.

Uh no way. There is no way you guys listen to ICP.

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KT we listen to ICP non-stop. It's in our hearts and our minds. It is the best thing ever. It courses through us. It's where all the poetry and wonder in my life comes from. It is a serious love for a serious art form. Its an elephant or giraffe-esqu fucking miracle.

Nah I'm just kidding. Listening to ICP is like reading The Guardian. Hilarious.

Well thats what I like to tell people, but its got to the point now that I realised I've been laughing at myself. The lyrics really began to get through to me and its changed my fucking life, which is why I am sat here typing looking like a guy thats just auditioned for "Britains Next Top KISS Member" in which original facepaint must be explained.

I went for "The Fucking Miracle Elephant"

Don't besmirch the Guardian like that.

The guy reads the fucking Sun. He has no idea what it means to read a real newspaper.

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Originally Posted by LargeDuck

The guy reads the Sun in the interest of studying the working class and boobies. He has no idea what it means to read a real newspaper, but does have an in depth knowledge of Sammi, 23 from Essex's views on Euclid's Optics.

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Bullshit. You read it because it has more pictures than words and the words are often humorously arranged.

BUT THE PICTURES HAVE BOOBIES IN THEM AND THE HEADLINES ARE ALWAYS PUNS

There's on average one pair of boobies per copy of the sun. On the other hand, there is the internet where it would take approximately 12 years to count the amount of boobies there was in 2003, let alone today.

The headlines are always puns, bad puns. I suppose that is a plus point.

Sun? More like The Pun

Simonj, I have a copy with 2 pairs of tits. The usual page 3 but also a pair on page 2.

Nick Clegg and David Cameron. HA!

I should be a comedy writer, maybe for an awesome political satire show, like Gavin and Stacy...

They'd love you down at Russell Howard's Good News

They had to let me go because some of my material was raising the standard of the show

Pineapple is an anagram of Ape Nipple

Headline of The Sun today:

A - TEN - SHUN: Brrritain on alert for 10in of snow and -10 C


under the title of SNOWVEMBER

As long as it wasn't about the fucking royal wedding.

Who's getting married?

man you brits must be pussies if you bitch about 10 in. and -10c

we dont bitch we're just surprised because that stupid bastard al gore promised us we would never see ice again but now we look like finland

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Originally Posted by LargeDuck

Pineapple is an anagram of Ape Nipple

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well well would you just look at that

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Originally Posted by sailor jack

we dont bitch we're just surprised because that stupid bastard al gore promised us we would never see ice again but now we look like finland

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gobul warmig is freal just you wait youll see youll all see 1111

More snow on the way tonight. Fucking useless Council will fail and Britain will be closed tomorrow.

my globe is still not warming. i want my enthusiasm back.

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Originally Posted by Hippocrass

man you brits must be pussies if you bitch about 10 in. and -10c

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not everyone has Alberta standards of ridiculous cold and snow depth

coquavin all of the updates in my user cp were from you posting

Where did you go?

kidnapped