Thread: ICP vs Science

Originally Posted by article

"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

I look blankly at him. "You mean…"

"Now, you don't really feel that way," Violent J says. "You don't really hate her mom. But for this moment when you're trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that's what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometimes they kill all the cool mysteries away. When I was a kid, they couldn't tell you how pyramids were made…"

"Like Stonehenge and Easter Island," says Shaggy. "Nobody knows how that shit got there."

"But since then, scientists go, 'I've got an explanation for that.' It's like, fuck you! I like to believe it was something out of this world."

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clearly a voice for the ages

no kt the guardian is clearly a news satire site

I suddenly wonder, halfway through our interview, if I am looking at two men in clown make-up who are suffering from depression. I cautiously ask them this and Violent J immediately replies. "I'm medicated," he says. "I have a lot of medicine that I take. For depression. Panic attacks are really a serious part of my life." He points at Shaggy. "He's gone through some things as well."

also Alanis Morrisette should totally cover Miracles

sorry kt i'll clarify, ICP stands for insane clown posse

my bad

A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"

"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.

"Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?" asks Violent J. "A fucking elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a fucking miracle in a fucking elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a fucking miracle. So is a giraffe."

Originally Posted by Hippocrass

no kt the guardian is clearly a news satire site

it has been for a number of years, actually.

Originally Posted by Nermy2k

sorry kt i'll clarify, ICP stands for insane clown posse

it stands for "inductively coupled plasma," goddamn it.

Originally Posted by simonj

The Guardian is probably the most reliable extremely liberally biased newspaper in the world.

that's why I follow them on twitter and I am not ever british hehe

This

Originally Posted by Hippocrass

no kt the guardian is clearly a news satire site

and this

Originally Posted by simonj

The Guardian is probably the most reliable extremely liberally biased newspaper in the world.

Is not down with the clowns..

Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

When I first read it, I thought he was saying that if you're trying to bang a girl and her mom is home, you should bang her mom instead.

Good thing I used context clues to figure out what this moron is saying otherwise I would be bewildered that he wants to sleep with scientists for destroying life's mysteries.

Hell in context I read "Fuck her mom" as "Have sexual relations with her mother" but then I realized that in the native tongue of the dipshit-asshole-retard, a rare sight indeed, "Fuck" followed by any noun or pronoun in a 2-4 word phrase usually means "forget"

I'm glad you guys explained that one, I genuinely thought he wanted to make love to all scientists.

Could you translate the rest of it into English as well?

that's too long of an article to translate... if I had a mic I could do it through audio, but I'm not typing all that shit out.

"Violent J explained himself unapologetically to a New Jersey newspaper: "You have to speak their language. You have to interest them, gain their trust, talk to them and show you're one of them. You're a person from the street and you speak of your experiences. Then at the end you can tell them: God has helped me."

Violent J explained himself unapologetically to a New Jersey newspaper: "I have to take his(Shaggy's) dick out of my mouth. You have to stimulate their senses, through sex and violence, it's like mating with a chicken, you have to get inside them. You're a person from the suburbs, and you talk about chicken fucking, then when you jizz you tell them: God came inside me as a boy"


You see why it's so hard?

This is something awful

One of my old roommates was a ICP fanatic. He tried to explain to me how deep their lyrics went and how no one appreciated their genius. Thank god their fanbase of Jr. High kids and meth addicts are there to spread the word.

Originally Posted by KT.

Yeah, I once accidentally became friends with a group of people who loved ICP and they made fun of me for not liking ICP.

Our friendship didn't work out.

your loss
me woofness and sailor jack will be waiting should you change your mind

i think the fact they do is a miracle

do you notice and recognize them, Kt? apparently not

Originally Posted by mutton

once again largeduck is forever alone

Say what?

I mosh to Dvorak