Is there a way to do this? before you start flaming me with "Stop being a faggot trying to run away" I've already gotten permission from my parents to visit my girlfriend who is volunteering in kenya.
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Is there a way to do this? before you start flaming me with "Stop being a faggot trying to run away" I've already gotten permission from my parents to visit my girlfriend who is volunteering in kenya.
Surely. I used to do it pretty often. Most airlines have people that make sure you get there ok and stuff, but if you're older than 12 you can pretty well handle it by yourself.
Now stop being a faggot and running away to a third world African country.
you hurt feelings =[
I'm sorry, would some dix make it better?
in before dump her for caring about black people
dump her for caring about black people
You're going to get AIDS lol
Hey, what NGO does she work with? What is she doing there? I am assuming a water project, but nice.
Understand that what you're going to need a Passport first and foremost. Chances may be, depending on the community she works in, you might have to have a chartered flight from the closest airport. Be sure to get vaccinated. If you know how to navigate an airport, then you should be fine.
Are you aware of how incredibly expensive a flight to Africa costs?
Your just scared she's gone black and wont go back aren't you?
I would be cautious of visiting a country infested with AIDS..
Uh...you guys do know how HIV is transmitted, don't you? Unless he's planning to have sex or share needles with the indiginous people, or his girlfriend has been, he should be OK.
True but his girlfriend has likely gone black, and therefore, will probably not go back.
dude thats disgusting why is your girlfriend inafrica
Yeah because you can get AIDS by breathing air. Really mature. If it was that easy to get infest with AIDS then everyone would have it. As long as he isn't sharing blood or knocking up somebody with AIDS, you shouldn't get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by HopeYouDie
I'm pretty sure he meant ebola, not AIDS. So hah. But that's not funny... ebola and AIDS are both horrible diseases with huge human and economic tolls.
But anyways, dur of course you can fly by yourself when not 18. The question is if you have any clue what you're doing or how much a plane ticket to Kenya costs. Get your vaccinations, don't drink the local water (maybe bring a portable water filtration system), etc.
And for Zeus's sake, if you contract anything like TB or ebola, just die where you are pls kthnx.
No I think he meant AIDS. He's just another idiot who is lost in his perception of "Oh Africa is infested with AIDS" without really studying it's people or culture. I'm just tired of this countries closed mindedness.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Um... it is infested with AIDS, and blacks.
I am quite aware of that :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tidus the Almighty
And you're wrong, A good part of Africa also has whites and Arabs... typical closed mindedness.
That's right; it is his wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kal El
However, your wrong is that you used "your" when you should have used "you're." :mad:
Corrected :rolleyes:
Don't give me that look, you goddamn closet case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kal El
I gave that look to the nurse too when I was in the hospital after my wreck and she told me it was time for some nasty tasting breathing treatment. And I give that look to to all the doctors with all my follow up visits when they ask me if i'm alright.
Oh I see, your face has been frozen in that expression ever since the accident...
I'm sorry.
There shouldn't be any problem. I did it several times before I was 18.
In other news I hear there are some sexy babes in Kenya.
Just curious, when do you plan on going? It could probably determine price better, but you're looking at ~$6000 for a round trip fare. But, I guess, once you're there you've got quite the advantage over the Kenyan Shilling.
My boyfriend just got back from Djibouti and yeah... Africa isn't fun. It is really dangerous and you have to get loads of vaccinations to be safe.
I don't know anything about Kenya so maybe it will be different from Djibouti but Djibouti sucks ass according to my boyfriend. There are also loads of possible AIDS infested hookers in Djibouti and there really isn't anything else. Its a boring country.
If you want to come to some place with an AIDS rate as high as sub-Saharan Africa but save time, money, and hassle, just fly out to Washington, DC.
Oh, I just realized.. She's probably working for Darfur refugees on the Kenyan Sudanese border.
Fucking single-serving volunteers.
Just kidding, all volunteering is good volunteering. Too bad it takes women like Angelina Jolie to make people get up and do it.
I wasn't aware that hookers were sometimes infested with AIDS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
Also how would your boyfriend know so much abouth the African hookers?
It's good to know the prostitution scene in any country you visit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Bifford
This is true.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy
Or she will, but in a coffin. You see what I did th... You know, cos've the AIDS... Cos she's gone bla...Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
Never mind.
Also, I typed this ages ago and for some reason hadn't posted it yet, but I refuse to read the rest of the replies.
I see what you did there. :allectocool:Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Cungratz
I see what you did there also.
Oh yeah, and I know what you did last Summer.
You know nothing. As in I did literally nothing (I was unemployed, out of school and just generally a lazy bum).
How did that work out for you?
You had a favorable time I presume?
Lethargy, depression, self loathing...
yeah, fun times.
She's with Global Volunteer Network, she's taking care of orphaned children. Yea I knew about the vaccinations and such. I'm aware of how much it costs but alot of people are offering me their FF miles which is nice of them. So the trip will cost me close to nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy
Well I'm glad that you made the most of it. A little bit of downtime is important sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Remember there are taxes and fees. Vaccines aren't cheap (depending on the ones you get). If you go, though, well done on mooching a free trip to eastern Africa.Quote:
Originally Posted by clownsocs
They kept trying to hit on him when he went to a bar. He said they were so disgusting he couldn't imagine anyone paying for sex with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Bifford
That's what he told you.
Hide it all in the ass.
They'll never look there.
No piece of ass is worth going to Africa for.
How old is your girlfriend? Are you sure she didn't go to Africa to get away from you? Maybe she planned on getting aids to spread it to you then you'll be stuck with her unless you go gay.
hah i love being ignorant.
I don't think anyone is into Starvin Marvin lookalikes who have aids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Bifford
Hookers around the shipyard are ugly and disgusting I couldn't imagine paying for their services.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia