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    Early travelers to China were shown garments supposedly woven from salamander hair or wool; the cloth was completely unharmed by fire. The garments had actually been woven from asbestos.

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    it was a boring evening for me so i discovered that my tongue piercing hasn't closed up.
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    ...we do sample really small bits of things that nobody can recognize.

    "Say we use the 'In Da Club' hand clap - not even 50 Cent would notice but if you listen to 'Genesis,' the first track [on †], there are samples of Slipknot, Queen and 50 Cent, but they are such short samples no one can recognize them. The ones from Slipknot, for example, are just tiny bits of the voice.
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    I acutally more or less agree with you on this. I'm much more of an athlete then an intellectual.

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    FUCKYEAHSLIGHTLYAMUSING
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    it was a boring evening for me so i discovered that my tongue piercing hasn't closed up.
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    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    deathmaster numbers,
    i'm gonna rape you

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    I had a dream

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    The Charles Edward Andrews II guide to speed partying

    You need to meet your friends at the bar but you have to work till 1:00 am, Not a problem. With the Charles Edward Andrews II guide to speed partying you will be able to show up late, down drinks, throw up, show everyone in the club you are an amazing dancer, black out, throw up, score with the opposite sex, throw up some more and then pass out. All in insanly small amounts of time!!!
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    then again I'd hit a horse
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    Seriously guys let me have it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    deathmaster numbers,
    i'm gonna rape you

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    I had a dream

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    Many homeopaths also claim they can transmit homeopathic remedies over the internet, in CDs, down the telephone, through a computer, or in a piece of music. Peter Chappell, whose work will feature at a conference organised by the Society of Homeopaths next month, makes dramatic claims about his ability to solve the Aids epidemic using his own homeopathic pills called "PC Aids", and his specially encoded music. "Right now," he says, "Aids in Africa could be significantly ameliorated by a simple tune played on the radio."

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    KurtFF8: "UNICEF confirms that Cuba is the only country in Latin America and the Caribbean that child malnutrition has been eliminated."

    h0m0revolutionary: "It'd be extra nice if those kids grew up with sexual, political and artistic freedom."

    Soldier of Life: "I'm sure the gay people in Cuba would rather the way things are now in Cuba, than to lying in some gutter starving under capitalism and allowed to circle jerk each other all they like."

    [....]

    h0m0revolutionary: "Neo-Liberalism can deliver healthy children, it can educate them, it can feed them, it can clothe them and leave them fully contented."

    Intellgitimate: "Speak for your fucking self. I don't oppose capitalism out of some stupid, petty-bourgeois, knee-jerk reaction to privilege. I oppose capitalism because it most certainly is not capable of helping the vast majority of humanity. That you would suggest something so profoundly ignorant and stupid is the height of petty-bourgeois idealism. You're a disgusting, selfish piece of shit. It's people like you that made older revolutionaries believe homosexuality was simply a matter of 'bourgeois decadence.'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mang View Post
    ...we do sample really small bits of things that nobody can recognize.

    "Say we use the 'In Da Club' hand clap - not even 50 Cent would notice but if you listen to 'Genesis,' the first track [on †], there are samples of Slipknot, Queen and 50 Cent, but they are such short samples no one can recognize them. The ones from Slipknot, for example, are just tiny bits of the voice.
    mind=blown

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    darn nerds

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    I guess after spider-man 3 disney's not going to take any chances
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    I guess after spider-man 3 disney's not going to take any chances

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    South Carolina Code of Laws
    (Unannotated)
    Current through the end of the 2009 Session

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    Title 23 - Law Enforcement and Public Safety
    CHAPTER 29.
    SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES REGISTRATION ACT

    ...


    SECTION 23-29-60. Registration of members of subversive and foreign-controlled organizations.

    Every member of a subversive organization, or an organization subject to foreign control, every foreign agent and every person who advocates, teaches, advises or practices the duty, necessity or propriety of controlling, conducting, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States, of this State or of any political subdivision thereof by force or violence or other unlawful means, who resides, transacts any business or attempts to influence political action in this State, shall register with the Secretary of State on the forms and at the times prescribed by him.


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    Dražo: My sole experience with Ceylon is in an Indiana Jones game
    Dražo: where I was chased by a giant albino alligator
    Ismail: My sole experience with Sri Lanka is MIA
    Dražo: Ceylon = not tourist trap
    Ismail: Oh also
    Ismail: Sri Lanka had and still has a large Trotskyist movement
    Dražo: Oh god
    Dražo: alligators and Trotskyism
    Dražo: all we need is a sea of acid and itll be my nightmares
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    I hope you get killed by an alligator*




    *actually this word can be replaced by pretty much anything

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    Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I hope you get killed by an alligator*




    *actually this word can be replaced by pretty much anything
    Ismail: Stance on homosexuality?
    Dražo simonj: didnt see that question coming
    Dražo simonj: specify
    Ismail: Your father

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    Oh

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    it was a boring evening for me so i discovered that my tongue piercing hasn't closed up

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    Order now: "Limited Edition Pokemon SoulSilver Version with Figurine" on Nintendo DS at Amazon.ca‏
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    so now that they've run out of colors they're making up new ones like "soulsilver"? great.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    so now that they've run out of colors they're making up new ones like "soulsilver"? great.
    you know what pokemon is you fucking fag?

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    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    oh nooooooooooooooooooo

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