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    Question Laptop anti-theft?

    There are a lot of robbery's around where I live. My laptop is the most expensive thing I've ever bought.

    So is it worth looking into anti-theft solutions for my laptop?

    If so...

    Any suggestions?

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    One word: insurance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    One word: insurance.
    This. And keep your important files backed up regularly on a USB stick that you keep someplace where it won't get stolen too.

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    store it in a cupboard whenever you're out
    the effort can be worth the peace of mind

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    Amazon.com: Kensington 64068E MicroSaver Notebook Lock and Security Cable (PC/Mac): Electronics

    maybe something like this, but this is more for deterring opportunistic thieves from running off with your laptop when it's in public rather than when it's in your house.


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    Insurance is your best bet, though leaving it in a discreet place is probably as good as any product available.

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    How do I go about getting insurance on my laptop?

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    google property insurance, check yellow pages etc.

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    renters/homeowners insurance

    also, buy yourself a gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elenore19 View Post
    How do I go about getting insurance on my laptop?
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    google property insurance, check yellow pages etc.
    you gif me 20 dollar. laptop o.k.

    you no gif me 20 dollar, i make laptop go boom.

    that insurance for laptop, yes?


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    Get a gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    Get a gun.
    make sure it's right next to the laptop so that's it's in easy reach if you ever need to defend it

    also make sure to put up a colorful sign that says "HERE IS GUN NEXT TO LAPTOP" in case you forget


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    Get a dog.
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    fuck yes.

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    I'm thinking of it getting robbed OUTSIDE my home.
    But thanks for all the suggestions.

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    Cable lock a ferocious dog to it. Tie an M249 to the dog's back with a string attached to the dog's tail and the trigger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    Cable lock a ferocious dog to it. Tie an M249 to the dog's back with a string attached to the dog's tail and the trigger.
    So then if I pet my dog or say it's time for food I'll get shot?
    Brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elenore19 View Post
    I'm thinking of it getting robbed OUTSIDE my home.
    But thanks for all the suggestions.
    Don't leave it unattended in plain site and you shouldn't have any problems.
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    then again I'd hit a horse
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beef View Post
    Don't leave it unattended in plain site and you shouldn't have any problems.
    yes. make sure the site you leave it in is not plain but decorated with fancy flowers and cotton ball clouds.


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    or at least surrounded by trees or on a mountain or something

    actually those are terrible ideas i know a man whose laptop has bear bites in it from being in that situation

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    don't buy a knife unless you plan on training to use it properly

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    Knives should only ever be bought for emergency games of knifey-spoony.

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