Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
I've had a few nasty ones, all are from attempts to clean out the fridge and liquor cabinet at the same time

Christian Brothers brandy + grape soda

bloody mary with vodka + V8 + pepper + taco bell sauce

Jim Beam + orange juice
The second one sounds like you chose to make it bad with the Taco Bell sauce. The third one doesn't sound THAT bad...

also a real drink, the "Four Horseman" shot
There's the visual gag where a character sips a drink and then almost chokes to death on it. I've never had liquor that was THAT hard to choke down, but I imagine that's sort of what the Four Horsemen is like.

I'll get one one day, juuuust to try it.

Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
Ive made some pretty nasty drinks just experimenting at work. I have been trying to make some cool shots lately, and I find anything with baileys, triple sec, and grenadine is disgusting. The texture is terrible too. The baileys curdles and gets all lumpy.
You mean anything that includes ALL three ingredients?

I could imagine grenadine is gross with Bailey's. I'm surprised that (I presume) triple-sec would make Irish cream curdle.

Also salty dogs are the worst thing ever. Vodka and grapefruit juice is already bad enough. Add a shit load of salt to the rim and youve just taken it up a notch. Theres a guy that always drinks them at the bar, and he recently came in and said his doctor told him he has very high blood pressure. And I was like no shit huh? Then he proceeds to order a salty dog with extra salt.
I definitely don't understand salty dogs at all. I find screwdrivers to be bad enough, at least with the low-quality OJ that bars usually keep to make them with.

Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
I don't see how that's bad, it sounds like a shitty bloody mary, but still good.

My worst?

Whiskey and Coke.... tastes like garbage to me. But I also don't like many whiskey drinks.
Whiskey ain't the easiest booze to drink, but whiskey and coke isn't that bad. You should just stick to your cosmos (which, actually, I love ).