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  1. 01-25-2011, 03:37 PM #1
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    Default [The Mess Hall] I am eating a blueberry bagel

    toasted with cream cheese

    needs more blueberries

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    food of the gays
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    wrong forum dipshit
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    Bagels are fast carbs
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    I like everything bagels.
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    everything bagels are probably my fourth favourite bagel (blueberry is my fifth)
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    1. Cheddar jalapeno
    2. Cheddar
    2. 12 grain
    4. Everything
    5. Blueberry

    (two way tie for second place)
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    blueberry bagels never have enough blueberries

    which is why I use blueberry cream cheese
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    I only eat everything bagels.
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    fruity jew
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    what kind of bagel is that?
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    All I really noticed was the word Jalapeño and now I'm salivating and have a mild ball ache.
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    1. Salt Bagels
    2. Multigrain Bagels
    3. Everything Bagels
    4. Sesame Bagels
    5. Garlic Bagels
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    by multigrain i specifically mean dunkin donuts, which is about the only place i get bagels
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    brb going to get bagels now. Thanks for encouraging my hunger, jerks.
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    I'm eating a bagel right now
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    kt you should stop that and go on a diet immediately.
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    Wait you guys eat bagels? I thought you were supposed to have sex with them?
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    i'm eating a poppyseed bagel (the only other type they had was plain and honestly i'd rather kill myself than eat a plain bagel)
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    nermy do they drug test at the animal hospital because if so you should decline otherwise you are gonna fail thanks a lot poppyseeds.
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    thanks obama
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    state of the union: not allowed to eat poppyseeds
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    We can do better.
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    Tonight for dinner I ate spinach and feta turkey sausages with homemade garlic parmesan fries. I om nom nommed the shit out of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Tonight for dinner I ate spinach and feta turkey sausages with homemade garlic parmesan fries. I om nom nommed the shit out of that.
    I thought this was a bagel only thread. Mmmm bagels. brb
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    Fuck bagels. English muffins all day.
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    This is a thread with a mess hall tag, all is fair.
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    Wait you guys eat bagels? I thought you were supposed to have sex with them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meatball View Post
    Fuck bagels. English muffins all day.
    thank you for deducting reputation from this user etc etc
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    Fuck english muffins. Crumpets all day etc. etc. etc.
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    mr e i realize you're black but
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    bagel with nutella
    ella
    eh
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