this one is also hilarious
'i'm trying to understand this ticket..she's trying to change her name from johnson to johnson???'
'to johnson-johnson'
'...i..sh...what???'
'what you've never heard of a hyphonated name before?'
'you married someone named johnson. and now your name is johnson-johnson??? why did you do that? thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard.'


also laughed my ass off at the end when he's like theres a virus breaking out through the company and everyone screams and runs out the room rofl.