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    Default Boy survives decapitation

    Now, I thought severing the vertibre was fatal. Guess not...

    http://cbs11tv.com/watercooler/Jorda....2.890829.html
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    In September, 9-year-old Jordan Taylor was in an auto accident and was nearly decapitated. When he was taken to the ER his skull was severed from his vertebrae. Doctors gave him a 1-2 percent chance of survival. Today he is getting ready to go home.
    Sorry, no picture of the wreck, but there is a picture of him with a neck brace walking around. I still don't understand how he's fine.

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    Wow and he's going back to school already? This kid would be an ultimate soldier, he just won't die.

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    Wow! Just effing WOW.

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    God has blessed that young man.

    No, really.
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    Technically he wasn't decapitated. Decapitation is when your head is totally removed from your body. There is a name for what happened to him although I can't remember it right now. It's when everything is severed EXCEPT the spinal cord. It's obviously what happened to this kid, because there's no way to reattach a spinal cord.

    That said, it makes it no less fucking amazing that he's up and walking around, much less alive. Makes me wonder what he'll be when he grows up - he's obviously got something important to do.

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    It was called an "orthopedic decapitation".

    It was right there in the article!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    It was called an "orthopedic decapitation".

    It was right there in the article!
    Good eye kid!

    LOL baseball talk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    It was called an "orthopedic decapitation".

    It was right there in the article!
    Gee thanks eagle eyes! Just because doctors call something a certain name doesn't mean that's what it is. There is another name for it. Orthopedic decapitation isn't anything. Google it, and the only thing that comes up is this article.

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    Quote Originally Posted by effingawwesome View Post
    Wow and he's going back to school already? This kid would be an ultimate soldier, he just won't die.
    This. Pretty amazing imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by effingawwesome View Post
    Wow and he's going back to school already? This kid would be an ultimate soldier, he just won't die.
    Preeeeeeeeeetty sure that's not how these things work.

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    Well I mean if I got my head cut off and lived I'd be like fuck yeah and join the Marines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by effingawwesome View Post
    Well I mean if I got my head cut off and lived I'd be like fuck yeah and join the Marines.
    You should join anyway.

    Ask for live combat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptic View Post
    That said, it makes it no less fucking amazing that he's up and walking around, much less alive. Makes me wonder what he'll be when he grows up - he's obviously got something important to do.
    hes the anti christ
    the car that hit him was sent by god but it failed
    were all doomed

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    Quote Originally Posted by raghead View Post
    hes the anti christ
    the car that hit him was sent by god but it failed
    were all doomed
    He'll be challenging Fedor in Sambo tournament here in a few years and beat him because the kid is obviously near invincible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    He'll be challenging Fedor in Sambo tournament here in a few years and beat him because the kid is obviously near invincible.
    car accident given invincebility does not work against fedor
    just ask big nog

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    Quote Originally Posted by raghead View Post
    car accident given invincebility does not work against fedor
    just ask big nog
    Is it because Fedor trains with a sledgehammer?
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    Yes but A.A. is going to beat Fedor.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    lol ya ok
    because someone whos main grappling strength is sambo can defeat someone who has been undefeated in sambo(not counting this year) and has captured multiple gold medals in sambo competitions and only considers it a 'hobby'.
    also he doesnt have nearly the knockout power fujita or HMC has so he isn't going to come close to knocking him out.

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    Care to sig or avatar bet on it?
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
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    i'd put money on it if this wasnt the internet
    also are you really betting against fedor lol wtf

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    Yep. I normally wouldn't do it either, but I've got confidence in Arlovski.
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    after the fight i hope an interviewer asks him "how taste fedor pee pee pee"
    if you havent seen arlovski say that btw look it up now

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    Haha, yeah, Timmah is now Tim "Pee-pee taste" Sylvia.

    There's just no escaping that nickname now.
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    Kimbo Slice beats all.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    I'm so disappointed. I clicked in here expecting to see a picture of this headless mother fucker that still has a beating heart

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