south whitehall cops are the best
my coach was telling me a story this one time about how he used to hide in cornfields and wait for a south whitehall cop to pass by. then he'd throw corn cobs at the cop car and the cop would run out and try and chase him(south whitehall cops are all fat). he would lose the cop in the cornfield, then run over to his car and lock the doors from the inside and run away.
it is quite the genius plan