Quote Originally Posted by Mad Pino Rage View Post
I think the Virgin Mary was a shark.
Well here's my theory. Erik Estrada stuck him penis in a shark, then the sharks husband came in and shot him. The child that the shark had was in fact the Virgin Mary. Then that shark had a baby Jesus without sexual intercourse.

Or maybe that was an episode of Sealab 2021 mixed in with the whole virgin birth story.