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    Wooo being an education major.

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    Quote Originally Posted by effingawwesome View Post
    Wooo being an education major.
    Where the fuck would you teach? Columbine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Where the fuck would you teach?
    At a school silly.

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    I would like to see some data on MBA's, and Gasp.....finance

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    Quote Originally Posted by effingawwesome View Post
    Wooo being an education major.
    Hey me too! What are you gonna teach? A few universities here will give you a free ride if its science or math.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    today, i just realized that the kind of people getting into education are effingawwesome and nbnw. FML

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    haha j/k nbnw i kind of like you anyways

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    Thank you, but I realize your concern. When I told my high school councilor I wanted to pursue education, she laughed thinking I was joking. When she found out I wasn't joking, she told me I would be more suited in "High Need Areas."

    Translation: I can only teach illiterate innercity offspring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Thank you, but I realize your concern. When I told my high school councilor I wanted to pursue education, she laughed thinking I was joking. When she found out I wasn't joking, she told me I would be more suited in "High Need Areas."

    Translation: I can only teach illiterate innercity offspring.
    Have you never seen Dangerous Minds? Or one of the thousand other films with that premise? Just develop a dead poets complex, get through to a handful of your students, have sex with at least one and then get shot.

    Booyah, $250,000 in biopic movie rights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Have you never seen Dangerous Minds? Or one of the thousand other films with that premise? Just develop a dead poets complex, get through to a handful of your students, have sex with at least one and then get shot.

    Booyah, $250,000 in biopic movie rights.
    That probably was his plan all along.

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    simonj I feel that you have forgotten to mention Stand and Deliver in that category.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    simonj I feel that you have forgotten to mention Stand and Deliver in that category.
    Oh shit, I also forgot Sister Act II

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Have you never seen Dangerous Minds? Or one of the thousand other films with that premise? Just develop a dead poets complex, get through to a handful of your students, have sex with at least one and then get shot.

    Booyah, $250,000 in biopic movie rights.
    Ingenious. I heard once that if a teacher makes a difference to a single student, then he has done enough for a lifetime. So I was just planning to make that difference to a single student on the first day, and then relax until I get my retirement.

    Still...I like the cut of your jib.
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    This made me want to be a teacher.


    Memories of school made me not want to be a teacher.

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    the problem is that's only good teachers that do that

    there are still too many shitty teachers, but i mean one is too many

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    This made me want to be a teacher.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpog1_NFd2Q

    Memories of school made me not want to be a teacher.
    Wow awesome video dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Hey me too! What are you gonna teach? A few universities here will give you a free ride if its science or math.
    Music Education with a concentration in early childhood education.

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    So he's going to rape kids with his skinflute.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Yup.

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    Ew, early childhood? That job sounds terrible

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    Quote Originally Posted by effingawwesome View Post
    Yup.
    Was I talking to you?
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    you know for someone who was bragging about their musical ability and how they would love being a studio player

    your choice of early childhood music education is one step above guidance counsellor on the teachers hierarchy and also a huge copout

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