APS March Meeting Conference 2009
So I just came back from what is probably the world's largest annual gathering of physicists, the American Physical Society's March Meeting. There were over 7000 presentations, and mine was one of them.
It does not cover all topics of physics, mainly just those that are funded the most extensively and have the most immediate applications to technology.
If you have any questions, ask them itt and I will try to answer them. Results may vary.
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Originally Posted by Think
when is CERN going to destroy the world?
What was the topic of your presentation?
Was it well received?
Did you come on that guy's face?
PARTICLE PHYSICS IS COVERED IN THE APRIL MEETING, NOT THE MARCH MEETING
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1) enhancement of fluorescence through plasmon resonances in ag nanostructures
2) Yeah I think so. I actually gave my presentation right before some famous guy whose presentation generated a lot of interest, so I had a huge audience.
3) Actually, he came in my mouth.
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Last edited by sycld; 03-20-2009 at 10:43 PM.
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um what's the future of phsyics?
are most of the presentations really only 12 minutes long? or is the structure more geared towards individual questioning
I'm pretty jealous, I would love to go to that conference.
What field of physics is like the "it" field? The one that gets most funded etc.
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“We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” -Buddha
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That's a really broad question...
Well....
*There's a big effort to try to develop hydrogen storage techniques for hydrogen-based energy.
*Graphene is the "flavor of the month" topic. (Graphene is a single sheet of graphite with unusual electronic properties.)
*A lot of physics is being devoted towards biology (fluorescence microscopy, understanding locomotion in biological systems etc.)
Err, there's more too...
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Um the structure is geared toward fitting in over 7000 presentations in 4.5 days?
Because of the time constraint, pretty much only one result can be presented with minimal background explanation.
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The field that gets funded the most is condensed matter physics, as it has the most immediate impact on technology. This is nothing new.
As I said above, the fotm topic is graphene.
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Last edited by sycld; 03-21-2009 at 12:21 AM.
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So I totally just wikid this and found out that I understand 98% of all of this thanks to my recent semiconductor class.
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank
“We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” -Buddha
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Will you name some of the brightest minds of today's physics, professor?
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
Albert Einstein
There's just one thing that I still don't understand:
Did Lard Ass have to pay anything to be in the pie-eating contest?
Legend has it that a former king of the Geats was resurrected, had the the "y" and the "c" in his name accidentally transposed, gone gay, and is now a mediocre engineering student who will go on to become the greatest physicist of his generation.
The end times are soon to follow.
$110 for students.
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Was it as boring as the women leadership conference?
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k5...d/nadiaqs3.jpg
No, it was fucking awesome.
Here are some more hot topics that have come to mind:
*Metamaterials with engineered structure on a sub-wavelength scale that can be used for aberration-free super-lensing (where sub-wavelength features can be distinguished) and cloaking
*Organic photovoltaics. They are far cheaper than amorphous silicon solar cells, though their efficiency is currently lower. Nonetheless, their incredibly low cost still make them useful in certain applications, and if their efficiency can be increased, they will drastically reduce the cost of solar cells. I thought I heard somewhere that organic photovoltaics could in theory have a much higher efficiency than amorphous silicon could achieve.
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Does anyone still care about physics now that we've discovered how to blow ourselves up?
(Correct answer is no)
Has physics found a way to get Stephen Hawking laid? (if the answer is no physics has failed)
Not true; physics will keep on being relevant until we've developed a portable matter disintegrating ray.
Actually, Stephan Hawking managed to cheat on his wife after he was wheelchair bound. Don't ask me how...
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if you have sex with your quantum doppler twin from a parallel universe, is it gay?
Obviously it's gay but is it incest?
you sure sound like a smarty pants, make lots of money? take me shopping? lolz
He's poor as hell.
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank
“We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” -Buddha
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whoaa, dont jump right in there.
pay him a compliment, stroke his ego first. then ask for stuff
ego=penis always works
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Sure, but you must be my lover for a night first.
Shhhhh, shuuuut uuuuup....
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sycld, YouBoo is a girl if I recall correctly, you wouldn't be interested.
Also, nerd
Hawking has Kids right?
Man I need to start reading more science books, Last 2 I read were Oxygen and Darwin's Black Box...
I haven't read shit about physics in years.
lik dis if u cry evertim
read The Tao of Physics
It is awesome, but pretty dense at parts.
read up on the LHC and the Higgs Boson, its awesome.
Or the fusion technologies like the Kstar and the Z machine, they're rediculously cool and nerdylicious
gotta love those x-rays
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Man, if I was on acid I could never turn my head away from that.read up on the LHC and the Higgs Boson, its awesome.
Or the fusion technologies like the Kstar and the Z machine, they're rediculously cool and nerdylicious
gotta love those x-rays
lik dis if u cry evertim
i havent turned my head since posting it {lie}, and im not even on acid {lie}
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When will portal black holes replace garbage cans?
What are the physics of my tummy?
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
A digesting cheeseburger washed down with a diet coke.
I haven't had a cheeseburger since I went to the restaurant on saturday afternoon. I would think it's passed through by now.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
I was just making a general assumption, which I clearly failed on.
But I am sure there is some horrid disgusting food item making it around one of the many twists and turns of your abdomen.
the only things i ate yesterday were some graham crackers, stuffed shells, and garlic bread.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Nice source of sugar and fat right there.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Sugar, spice, and everything nice. I hope you only ate moderate portions versus shoving your face full of food.
I had about 6 graham crackers(broken apart graham crackers), three stuffed shells(they weren't extra-mondo-super shells), and one slice of garlic bread that was approximately 1/2 inch thick.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
What about your midnight snack? I know you had one.
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