Well, I dunno if anyone is planning on seeing this, cause I sure as hell didn't plan on it, but a date called me up and asked if I'd like to watch it. She's a fan of the books etc, and I've never read it.

The entire movie the Main characters look like they're having mind sex with each other, the female lead looks like she's about to orgasm for about 85% of the movie.

Well pretty much, if you watch this, and have any feeling of it being "good" I would like to know your address and eliminate you from the gene pool, I talked so much shit to everyone that was leaving the theatre about the same time, and about 75% of the people agreed, and when someone disagreed I promptly told them "You suck dick, because apparently you don't know what acting is, or how a plot line should be set up."

This movie explains the ENTIRE plot in about 2 lines.

score -19 out of 10.

I will, however, be telling everyone I know about how bad ass this movie was and recommend them to see it, just to be a dick.