NEW THEME FOR APRIL 2 TO APRIL 8: ACCIDENTALLY CUTTING YOURSELF

So I was inspired by Think's thread http://www.casualdiscourse.com/forum...ad.php?t=10984 , and I was inspired to write somethingI think some good advice is to write what you know or how you feel, and what i know now and how I feel now has a lot to do about sex. So I'd like to do a weekly, or monthly, haiku thread with a theme. Do what you want or how you want. I'm going by these basic rules listed in wikipedia. Hopefully, I'm not too terrible.

Should anyone want to make the next thread before I do then by all means go ahead. Feel free to criticize mine and offer any advice you can help me or other who write in this thread.

What is a Haiku?
Quote Originally Posted by According to Wikipedia
Haiku (俳句 haikai verse) (no separate plural form), is a very short form of Japanese poetry typically characterised by three qualities:

  • The essence of haiku is "cutting" (kiru). This is often represented by the juxtaposition of two images or ideas and a kireji ("cutting word") between them, a kind of verbal punctuation mark which signals the moment of separation and colours the manner in which the juxtaposed elements are related.
  • Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively. Any one of the three phrases may end with the kireji. Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables, this is incorrect as syllables and on are not the same.
  • A kigo (seasonal reference), usually drawn from a saijiki, an extensive but defined list of such words. The majority of kigo, but not all, are drawn from the natural world. This, combined with the origins of haiku in pre-industrial Japan, has led to the inaccurate impression that haiku are necessarily nature poems.
I'm choosing sex to start off this theme because that is what is on my mind. Hopefully, I'm not making anyone uncomfortable and warranting dislike or immaturity.


Sex in the morning
Good as a cup of coffee
Perked and spouting off


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No sex in a while
Life is dull and very lame
I'm stiff as a board


Or maybe written as:


No sex in a while
Life is dull and very lame
I'm a boring stiff



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The first time is the
best time; no standard; just free;
always loved that girl


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Having sex on a
regular basis makes you
scared of diseases


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The one night stand a
modern day Cinderella.
Condom: glass slipper.

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Every girl I screw
Makes me wonder if this is
the last time ever.

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EDIT:

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Always wear condoms.
They promote safety and health.
Or pay more for EPT.

I'm breaking the rules on the EPT.

EDIT: Rereading. I was writing these in a rush, and I realize there are a few that don't conform to the rules. Whoops.