Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
I would have the ability to poop 2 pound bricks of Sour Patch Kids.
Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
that would be sweet.
I would think the Sour Patch Kids would be covered in his shit. Also mentioning that his spinchter might be distended, maybe so lose it would hang and dangle from his crevasse that if he were to walk nude it would look like something to the effect of that thing you do to get the pink sock.