I've spent the past three years recruiting people to support my killing habit. A few made the jump to become professional killers themselves, and two just got back from taking care of business (one from Iraq and one from Afghanistan). Very shortly I'll go back to my job, complete with perks such as week-long hiking trips through the wilderness, yummy cold MREs once or twice a day, chlorinated "potable" water, and an occasional rinse off from a canteen.

Oh, and in the meantime, I've left a very positive impression on my local community, completed over three-quarters of my classes for a degree, and started considering post-military career options.