[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[Jude]

I want your nose so much I'm gonna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant

Well now that you have touched on my biggest fetish (nose fucking) I'm going to masturbate.

[Jude]

oi, i get criticized for criticizing people's looks

i get criticized for sexually complementing people's looks

i can't win if i follow my natural inclinations either way


ps don't get me wrong; i'd still do jude. he's sorta cute.

Wait, you're not a guy?

[sycld]

Wait, you're not a guy?

ahahahaha

here's a hint

see what happens when you post my name in between two colons

[Infernus]

thats funny because we all know you enjoying being in between two colons

(if that makes sense)

[Jude]

ahahahaha

here's a hint

see what happens when you post my name in between two colons

sycld

[Shinysides]

hur hur syclds a homo hur dee hur

[Infernus]

sycld

thats inbetween two sets of two colons so nice try

[Jude]

thats inbetween two sets of two colons so nice try

Do you know how hard a SFW colon is to find?! (I don't because it's the 1st picture I saw on Photobucket)

[sycld]

heeey jude

don't be afraid

i'll take your peeeeeenis

and make it bettaaaa

remember

to let me into your buuuuutt

then you will staaaart

to makin' it bettaaaaa

[Jude]

Ok, I get it. I think? I am pretty sure you are homosexual. I lol'd when i figured it out. If I have even figured it out.

[sycld]

i still may hit on you however because, as i posted elsewhere, this is the closest i get to having sex ;_;

[Absolution]

you know i bet if you tried hard enough you could find somebody

I mean it is the DC area (like I know what that means)

[Jude]

you know i bet if you tried hard enough you could find somebody

I mean it is the DC area (like I know what that means)

Niggers are everywhere, and if you are a honky you are about to get robbed.

[sycld]

okay so i just had sex with a cute freshman at my university

but i'm still going to flirt since now i need love ;_;

PS he came like a fountain. too bad he came on himself and not on me ;_;

[Mr. E]

That is gross and literally made my stomach upset a little.

[sycld]

That is gross and literally made my stomach upset a little.

you've stumbled on the second secret ulterior reason as to why i man flirt ;_;

[Official] Post a... 04-30-2009 03:05 AM thats fucking gross. i don't care if you are gay or not, but we don't need to know what you do behind closed doors faggot.

lol

[Mr. E]

I didn't negarep you, but I should have

[Mr. E]

Also, to make my stomach upset a little?

To be fair, I am also drunk and full of potato chips

[Jude]

ya youre gay

[gwahir]

you've stumbled on the second secret ulterior reason as to why i man flirt ;_;

lol

the person who left you that rep is kal el and he is responsible for two other completely unjustified, assholey negareps against you in the past thirty days

i am revealing this because a) i can and b) i am exposing dickery

[Mr. E]

I hope qwahir doesn't expose my random negareps

I mean, I rarely have malicious intent with them, but sometimes they are completely unwarranted

[gwahir]

this is the first time i've felt the need to even go and check on someone's reps and i don't fancy turning it into a thing

but i mean three in a month against the same person, all really shitty negareps that are clearly personal and not anything to do with the negarepped posts and on all of them he was too much of a pussy to sign them

i mean kal el what a little dick right there

[Killuminati]

I always sign my rep positive or negative. It's the internet you aren't going to get beat up if you hurt someones feelings.

[coqauvin]

I always sign my rep positive or negative. It's the internet you aren't going to get beat up if you hurt someones feelings.

i wouldn't be so sure you smell me holmes

[ozzy]

sycld should be banned from this thread for that imo

[k1nk0s]

I always sign my rep positive or negative. It's the internet you aren't going to get beat up if you hurt someones feelings.

Unless you're insulting jay and silent bob....haha

+rep'd sycld...so hot

[sycld]

the person who left you that rep is kal el and he is responsible for two other completely unjustified, assholey negareps against you in the past thirty days

i am revealing this because a) i can and b) i am exposing dickery

Lol, really? I mean, I didn't really care that much about the negas anyway, but that's actually rather funny that it's Kal El. He's a wierd dude.

sycld should be banned from this thread for that imo

Hey

Pics or GTFO

[Mang]

I don't understand the rep system

how is absolution still posting

[Killuminati]

I always sign my rep positive or negative. It's the internet you aren't going to get beat up if you hurt someones feelings.

I take that back, occasionally if I want to leave someone rep but can't I just posirep other people without leaving anything message. They are usually worthless posts too.

[Mad Pino Rage]

sexually aggressive people are weird

[Think]

sexually aggressive people are weird

you fucker take that back or i'll put my massive hard cock inside you and thrust up and down your colon until you squeal apologies

[simonj]

That post gave me an erection.

[Pimpmaster]

me on the left

[ViciousMentality]

I'm the chick.

[DickStivers]

boy THANK GOD pimpmaster joined for the sole purpose of posting a picture of himself! my life is so much more enriched

[sycld]

boy THANK GOD pimpmaster joined for the sole purpose of posting a picture of himself! my life is so much more enriched

you're just saying that because your got all wet and gooey from seeing him shirtless

[gina]

who was that guy that posted like sixhundredthousandbajillion pictures of himself and always started "lol post ur pix itt" threads?

[Infected7]

who was that guy that posted like sixhundredthousandbajillion pictures of himself and always started "lol post ur pix itt" threads?

The ginger kid that would always appear out of months of not posting just to update us on how his friends and he looked? I can't remember his username but I think I know who you're talking about

[sycld]

yeah i thought you were talking about regret.

he had a damn nice body even though he was pretty damn narcissistic.

[Mr. E]

me on the left

If I was that flabby I wouldn't show off on the internet